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Breaking News: McCain Supporter’s Tale Of Political Hate Crime Faker Than Cindy McCain’s Face

Surprise, surprise! Turns out that McCain campaign volunteer Ashley Todd’s shocking tale of a politically-charged beat-down by a 6-foot-4 black man (gasp!) for displaying a McCain bumper sticker is as real as Johnny Mac’s dentures.To be honest, this whole thing had sketchy written all over it from the beginning.

Oh yeah lady I’m sure those […]

McCain Flirts With Dementia In Latest Campaign Effort

Um, awkwaaaard…

This is just straight up hard to watch.

I mean if you had to name some of the biggest blunders John McCain would like to avoid right now, a momentary fit of Alzheimers while campaigning in a critical swing state like Pennsylvania would probably fall high atop your list.

But, heck, all this endless campaigning and […]

Aw, Snap! Someone’s ‘Bout To Get Served

I don’t know about you, but all this election talk is really starting to grind my gears. Normal people, unlike us weirdo bloggers, have probably felt this way for some time now.

So, it is for sanity’s sake that I offer you this little under-the-radar gem. Hey, the rule is, if it features at least one […]

The Devil Wears Prada? You Betcha!

Unlike those elitist liberals who bathe in the sweat and tears of decent, hard-working folk like you and me, America’s favorite Alaskan snow bunny sure knows how the “real America” lives.

Sarah Palin, the poster babe for “small-town values,” understands the struggles millions of hard-working Americans face everyday, trying to make ends meet in these […]

John McCain’s Long, Slow Goodbye

Is This Damn Election Over Yet?

Poor John McCain. The man has had a rough couple of weeks.

First, the economy went to hell, freaking everyone out, including McCain who nobly “suspended his campaign” to address the dire financial mess and tell America not to panic. Which of course caused everyone to do just that.

Next, it was […]

North Carolina, C’mon And Raise Up!

After years of neglect, North Carolina, (and no, that does not include its red-headed stepchild, South Carolina) finally gets its moment in the spotlight.

Suddenly, North Carolina is good for more than just college basketball, textiles, and tobacco.

Thanks to a little something called the Electoral College, North Carolina’s 15 electoral votes have made the Tar Heel […]

Obama’s Favorite Baseball Team Is Whichever One Leads To The White House

That secret Muslim terrorist Barack Obama is at it again. In his latest flip-flop, Obama took a break from plotting his socialist takeover of the U.S. to campaign in Florida, a key swing state in the election and home to the World-Series bound Tampa Bay Rays.

After being introduced by several Rays players during a campaign […]

At Least She Is A Winner At Something!

It may not have been her first choice, but at least VP candidate and rising comic star Sarah Palin can claim victory in one arena. Yes, America’s favorite “Caribou Barbie” sure knows how to boost ratings!

Palin’s much-hyped appearance on last night’s Saturday Night Live was a smashing success, earning the show its highest ratings in […]

The Softer Side Of Sarah

Aw, that’s sweet. Taking a cue from Sears’ successful ad campaign, Sarah Palin has decided to show the world that she too has a softer side.

Yes, the woman who less than two weeks ago was firing up crowds by accusing Barack Obama of “palling around with terrorists” has taken a decidedly different tone while campaigning […]

Want To Know What Barack Obama Really Thinks?

Unless you’ve been living under a rock or in an abandoned ice cavern somewhere near Wasilla, I’m sure by now you know that Tina Fey does a mean impersonation of Alaskan huntress Sarah Palin.

But did you know that a certain celebrity terrorist and presidential candidate named Barack Obama also has an alter ego of his […]