If You Don’t Remember It, It Never Happened!

Ignorance Is Bliss!

Not content with just going down as the worst president in U.S. history, George W. Bush made a last-minute effort to also secure his rightful place as the most delusional president ever to grace the Oval Office

In between colorful doodles of rainbows and butterflies, still-president Bush reflected on his eight blissful years in […]

Unemployed Campaign Reporters: Will Work For Food

Here’s A Hint: Put Down The Freakin’ Doughnut Fatty!

Now that the election is over, some campaign reporters are finding it difficult to adjust to the suddenly fatter, heftier, unemployed versions of their former selves.Yes, the post-campaign return to “normal” life can be quite daunting, especially for those used to the frenetic pace and 24/7 gorge […]

Giving Thanks For Presidential Term Limits

Can You Guess Which One’s The Turkey?

While our current Bozo-in-chief’s pre-Thanksgiving activities included warding off the unwanted advances of a wayward Turkey and blessing the public with yet another comic photo op, terrorist-turned president-elect Barack Obama was his usual holier-than-thou self, delivering food and good cheer at a Chicago-area food bank.

The entire Obama clan, including […]

Publicity Stunt Or Proof There Is A God?

Ugh, not this crazy bitch again.

When I saw sultry blond she-devil Ann Coulter back in the news, I figured she’d either made another insane comment about how “we need to immediately bomb Canada” or was trying to hawk her newest literary abomination masking itself as a book about how the Left hates America and […]

Still-President George W. Bush Stays Busy As Ever

“Hmm, Wonder If Laura’s Gonna Like My Awesome New Poncho!”

You may think still-president George W. Bush has nothing better to do than spend his days lounging around the White House, poking at the staff, getting in Laura’s way, and annoying everyone with his “awesome” new magic tricks.Well, rest assured George is making the most of […]

Bush To Obama: Good Night, And Good Luck!

Money. Chances are you don’t have any.

Maybe you did at one time, but thanks to a combination of corporate greed and government incompetence, you’re lucky if you can scrape together loose change in between your couch cushions.

Luckily, this time around we decided to elect a leader with brains. The problem is he doesn’t formally become […]

Fear And Loathing In The Press Corps

Aside from social pariah George W. Bush, there are few things less popular in this country than the mainstream media.

The key difference of course being that unlike, Dubya, the media actually realizes it deserves to be tarred, feathered, and tied to a whipping post.

So, what unforgivable sin did the evil, elitist liberal media commit to […]

Turkeys Murdered As Palin Cheerfully Takes Questions From Media

You Think Ice Warrior Sarah Is Scared Of A Little Turkey Slaughtering?

Ugh. I promised myself I wouldn’t waste another post talking about dumb GOP bimbo Sarah Palin. But then she goes and does something frighteningly bizarre and I find myself right back on the Palin freak show express.

So in case you were wondering, the […]

NRA Up In Arms Over Obama’s Desire To Have Law Abiding Cabinet Members

Easy, Cowboy!

Gun nuts across the nation are up in arms over Socialist President-Elect Barack Obama’s latest attempt to strip away Americans precious Second Amendment right to bear arms.

Turns out Obama’s transition team is poking its nose into the personal life of potential cabinet appointees, asking outrageous questions about gun ownership.

At the end of the application, […]

Revenge Of The Nerds: Global Leader Edition!

Unless still-president George W. Bush has the Ebola virus, I would say the refusal by every world leader to shake the man’s hand at last weekend’s G20 Economic Summit probably has something to do with them hating every single thing his administration has done over the last eight years.

I like to call it the grownup […]