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Eight long, dreadful years and this is what we get? Blah, blah, blah, 9/11, terrorism, thank you Dick, thank you Condi, been a real pleasure servin’ y’all these last 8 years keepin’ America safe and all, good luck to the O-man, I know everyone’s excited about making history, should be fun, let’s just hope his luck’s […] It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane…It’s A Bird In The Plane!? Crazed, killer birds attacked a US Airways flight en route from New York to Charlotte on Thursday, clogging the engine and causing the plane to plunge into the icy Hudson river. But, luckily for all 150 passengers and 5 crew members aboard, the terrorist birds were […] With one graceful wave of his magic wand, homo-loving socialist president-elect Barack Obama is going to let gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and other sexual miscreants serve openly (gasp!) in the military by repealing 1993’s controversial “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. The Army’s polite way of saying, “Homos, No Welcome!” Obama’s White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs made […] They Don’t Call Her Barricuda For Nothin’ Sarah Palin emerged from her winter wonderland to set the record straight on a few things the gotcha! media did to ruin her perfectly lovely campaign. And believe me hell hath no fury like Sarah scorned. This gal’s got fightin’ words for everyone! On the Wicked World of Journalism:“Bored, anonymous, pathetic […] Fifth Time’s A Charm? Lady magnet and suspected murderer of two of his four former wives, former police sergeant Drew Peterson has captured the heart of another strapping, young twenty-something with good looks and an apparent death wish. Christina Raines, the current girlfriend of Drew Peterson, is so smitten with her man that she has decided to […] Royal rebel Prince Harry apologized for the latest scandal to jolt Buckingham Palace (and the world!), involving some “racist” comments Harry made in 2006 when he was pretending to be like every other normal, crass soldier and not some hoity-toity, third-in-line to the British throne. Harry, who is an army lieutenant in the Household Cavalry’s Blues […] Ah, yes Baltimore, a city filled with surprises and hidden treasure just waiting to be discovered! Like Baltimore Mayor Sheila Dixon twice making history, as the city’s first African-American female mayor and the only sitting mayor to be criminally indicted, charged with 12 counts of felony theft, perjury, fraud and misconduct in office. Or the more than […] He Gone! The Illinois House of Representatives voted 114 to 1 to impeach its shamelessly corrupt, thickly-coiffed governor, marking the first time in the state’s 190-year-history that a governor has been impeached. Considering Illinois’ shade-ball political past, that can only mean Mr. Hot Rod Blagojevich must have done something really big. Like Blago-hair big. Sure, he tried to […] |
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