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Ty Inc., the brains behind the Beanie Baby craze, has agreed to pull its latest plush phenomenon from the shelves after finding themselves on the wrong end of a Michelle Obama smack down. The fiery first lady wasn’t amused when “Marvelous Malia” and “Sweet Sasha” dolls suddenly began popping up on store shelves and “politely” demanded […] I wish I could claim this genius puzzle of heroes as my own, but that would be a lie and then I would be no better than that one insane dude who fancies himself among Dr. Martin Luther King, Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, and other great men of history.Yes, living hero Rod Blagojevich is tirelessly making […] There is apparently some sort of super bug going around Washington causing those who are infected to suddenly remember the federal income taxes they forgot to pay all those years. Even odder is the fact that this mystery bug only seems to target Democratic politicians facing Senate confirmation for high-level posts in President Barack Obama’s […] Hey, Aqua Lung! Steelers’ victory aside, there’s another story sending shockwaves through the sports world. America’s amphibious golden child Michael Phelps was caught acting like every other 23-year-old with millions of dollars and nothing to do partying at the University of South Carolina over the weekend. There the 14-time gold medal winner tried to throw his whole life […] While you’re busy spending Super Bowl Sunday stuffing chips, dip, and as many wings as you can possibly fit into your mouth, President Barack Obama will be hosting his own arugula-eating football party at the White House, complete with an exclusive guest list that does not include shlubs like you and me. It does, however, include […] |
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