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Arrrrrr, Ahoy Matie! Suddenly pirates mean something other than an incoherent Johnny Depp in drag or some tech geek burning DVD’s in his mother’s basement. The modern-day, ocean-faring enemies of freedom don’t need eye-patches and peg legs to terrorize the high seas searching for cargo ships to hijack and people to ransom. They just need a […] Barack Obama will make history on Thursday night not only as the first U.S. President to ever host and attend a Passover Seder at the White House, but as the first secret Muslim terrorist to celebrate the Jews’ escape from pyramid-building enslavement in Egypt. Oh no! America’s descent into moral decay deepened on Tuesday, when Vermont became the fourth state to switch to the dark side and grant gays and lesbians the right to marry. Nine years after Vermont started the crazy “let’s give rights to gays” trend with the nation’s first civil unions law, the state legislature voted to […] Guess what America? For the first time in almost two decades, you’ve earned the right to witness news coverage of returning U.S. soldiers killed in the line of duty. Ignorance is bliss no more, my friends. Not in Obama’s (White) House! The administration’s policy reversal marks the end of an 18-year ban on press coverage of […] There Will Be Blood Between the country’s economic crisis and election of terrorist-socialist Barack Obama as president, America seems to be a little on edge lately. Oh, I don’t know. Maybe it has to do with the weekend bloodbaths. Another day, another half-dozen gruesome murders or murder-suicides by some raging lunatic pissed off about something or another. First, […] The pink, homo-loving commies on Iowa’s Supreme Court struck down the state’s same-sex marriage ban as unconstitutional on Friday, moving the Hawkeye State one step closer to becoming California before it was taken over by the great Mormon-led Prop 8 invasion. With one strike of the gavel, the activist judges on Iowa’s highest court […] The state of Illinois is working hard to clean up its reputation as a teeming cesspool of corrupt politicians and dumpy quarterbacks with one-syllable names starting with the letter R. On the same day that insane, Lego-haired former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was handed a 19-count indictment on charges he engaged in a “wide-ranging scheme to […] |
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