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Former President turned exiled monk George W. Bush broke his vow of silence by giving a speech promising not to directly criticize the new president before proceeding to bash the hell out of the man’s dumbass policies. You see, Dubya is confident his administration’s policies of war, torture, bankruptcy, and blind self-interest are responsible for the […] Liberal hippie Barack Obama has promised to do a lot of things, namely fix the economy, healthcare, Iraq, Afghanistan, and basically everything else Georgey managed to screw up completely. He also promised the gays he’d try to help make them first-class citizens, but excuuuuse him if his plate’s been a little full! So, with the pace […] No Foot Tapping, Just Some Old-Fashioned Cheating! Look on the bright side Republicans, at least Nevada Sen. John Ensign’s torrid extra-marital affair was with a young female staffer on his payroll, not an anonymous cop in the Minneapolis airport men’s restroom. Congratulations! Turns out, Johnny boy wasn’t even messing around behind his wife’s back, since all this […] GOP Rep. Eric Cantor’s Loves His Crackberry! What could be more fun than a bunch of bumbling Republicans attempting to reach young voters through the Internets only to find that this series of tubes is harder to use than they thought? Nothing that’s what! A delightful pattern has emerged among Republican hipsters eager to utilize all the […] Thank You, Thank You Well, well, well, what have we got here? It’s none other than cuddly Republican superstars Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin and George W. Bush! So what brings this unlikely trio of intellectuals together, you ask? This past week has seen them each utter pearls of wisdom so inspiring, they deserve an awards ceremony all […] Getting Warmer? Remember Osama bin Laden, the cave-dwelling Jihadist enemy of America we invaded not one but two countries to capture and still came up just slightly short-handed? A small error which would be really embarrassing had we not succeeded in shocking and awing a few Muslims along the way. Well the CIA now believes bin Laden […] For anyone worried that Barack Obama is turning this country into one big hippie commune without a healthy American dose of guns and nutjobs, fear not. There’s still plenty of right-wing loons around to storm into various public buildings and open fire on the unsuspecting public. Like 88 year-old white supremacist James Von Brunn who shot […] Contrary to popular belief, Barack Hussein Obama is not a secret Muslim terrorist but a closet Jesus freak. He loves the son of God more than anyone, including the #1 undisputed king of Christianity George W. Bush. In his first five months as president of the world, Barack Obama has already mentioned El Savior about a […] |
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