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Wooohooo! Conservative Christian cuddlebug Mike Huckabee once again showed his uncanny ability to win meaningless straw polls by picking up his first insignificant victory of the season at this year’s Family Research Council Values Voter Summit. Huck, Huck Hooray! The newly svelte but still God-fearing former Gov. of Arkansas racked up nearly 29 percent of the […] Oooooh, golden-haired angel of truth Glenn Beck has landed on the cover of TIME magazine!! Do you understand what this means people? It means the true patriots of America have won! But even more importantly, it means everything the man’s ever said is totally brilliant and 100 percent true. Sure, the feature story is titled “Mad […] Some speechwriter for George W. Bush you’ve never heard of named Matt Latimer who had the joy, no make that the privilege, to serve El Presidente numero 43 during the tail-end of his 8-year-term screwing America from behind, is giving the nation a much anticipated behind-the-scenes glimpse into the total disintegration of the Bush White […] What in the world could be in worse shape than the loose, flabby skin on the once morbidly obese body of Mike Huckabee? Why, it’s the sorry state of Journalism, of course! The usual right-wing parade of gun nuts, racists, white supremacists, Jesus freaks, Ayn Rand die-hards, and big government paranoids marched on Capitol Hill Saturday to protest the President’s evil health care reform plan to kill grandma and baby Trig, the government’s out-of-control spending, and all else that comes with having an illegal Kenyan Socialist Muslim […] |
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