America, Meet Your Newest Crazy "Dem-Hunting" GOP Rep. Gregg Harper!

Another day, another double-consonant named Republican acts like a moron and reminds us why we should never trust public officials with unnecessary additional letters in their names.

Asked about his participation in the Congressional Sportsmen Caucus during an interview with Politico, Mississippi Republican Rep. Gregg Harper replied: “We hunt liberal, tree-hugging Democrats, although […]

Mr. "Community Organizer" Reverts To His Race-Baiting Self–Must Be Election Time!

I See Black People!

Rudy Giuliani doesn’t much care for “community organizers“ or any other secret code name disingenuous former New York City mayors like to use to describe scary black people when pandering to whites-preferred groups like the Republican Party.

Especially when trying to convince a group of frail old Superjews in Brooklyn to vote for […]

Balloon Boy Busted: Adventures In Bad Parenting

To the millions of Americans who wasted an entire afternoon on Thursday glued to their TVs watching in horror as the fate of a 6 year-old boy was dangling in a homemade helium balloon flying wildly out-of-control for more than 50 miles, hahahahaha you’ve been punk’d!

Turns out the responsible, caring parents who thought it would […]

Obama’s Rx For Health Care: Pull Plug On Insurance Companies, Not Grandma

Pat Sullivan / AP Photo

Crazed, shrieking mobs of birthers, secessionists, and teabaggers are one thing. As annoying and demented as they may be, Barry knows these confederate flag-waving patriots simply can’t help it if their brains don’t function like the rest of us. Such feeble minds deserve our pity, not our scorn!

Not so for those […]

Louisiana Doesn’t Have A Race Problem–If It Were 1955

The bastion of progress and enlightenment otherwise known as Louisiana reminded the nation what exactly makes the Bayou State so darn cuddly (besides the whole “Parish” thing of course) when a justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the […]

Right-Wing Demands Obama Fire Kevin Jennings For Helping Gay Teens Not Kill Themselves

Kevin Jennings, Educator And Homosexual

Everyone knows, much like the thought of women working, the idea of homosexuals being anything other than a wretched curse on society, who are arbitrarily tossed into prison on questionable sodomy charges (but really for being the colorful flamers they are), makes Republicans very uncomfortable.

Luckily, delightful congressman like Rep. Steve King […]

Colorful RNC Chairman Michael Steele Isn’t Just A Tech Wizard, He’s Also A Cow!

What better way to bounce back after a monumental embarrassment that is the new, error-plagued, semi-functional than saying something so mind-blowingly dumb that everyone immediately forgets the disastrous mistakes of the previous day?

Welcome to the brilliant mind of RNC Chairman Michael Steele, in all his Sarah Palin/Michelle Bachmann/Glenn Beck/Joe Wilson glory.

When asked by Fox […]

New GOP Website Functions Much Like The Party: It Doesn’t!

Yo, yo waaaasup America? It’s your off-the-hook, resident GOP dancing avatar Micheal Steele welcoming you to the hottest website on the block, the fresh, new baby!

RNC Chairman Michael Steele promised to “take this party to the streets” and God damn it, he wasn’t messin’ around!

The sweet, newly redesigned GOP website has everything a hip, […]

Liz Cheney: Obama Is Radical, The Sky Is Green, And The Earth Is Flat

Dick Cheney’s blonde estrogen-filled version of himself, hell daughter Liz has a few suggestions for that terrible man Barry and that farce of a Nobel Prize he won. Ha ha, I mean what the hell does “peace” mean anyway?

Liz is appalled that President Barack Obama would have the audacity to even consider attending the Nobel […]

Rams Aversion To Rush(ing) Not Limited To The Football Field

The NFL kindly told Rush Limbaugh to f**k off after the corpulent king of hate talk-radio expressed interest in buying the only pro football team as impotent as himself, the 0-5 St. Louis Rams, complete with an NFL-worst 14-game losing streak to boot.

In an e-mail to the union’s executive committee on Saturday, NFL Players executive […]