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Another day, another double-consonant named Republican acts like a moron and reminds us why we should never trust public officials with unnecessary additional letters in their names. Asked about his participation in the Congressional Sportsmen Caucus during an interview with Politico, Mississippi Republican Rep. Gregg Harper replied: “We hunt liberal, tree-hugging Democrats, although […] I See Black People! Rudy Giuliani doesn’t much care for “community organizers“ or any other secret code name disingenuous former New York City mayors like to use to describe scary black people when pandering to whites-preferred groups like the Republican Party. Especially when trying to convince a group of frail old Superjews in Brooklyn to vote for […] To the millions of Americans who wasted an entire afternoon on Thursday glued to their TVs watching in horror as the fate of a 6 year-old boy was dangling in a homemade helium balloon flying wildly out-of-control for more than 50 miles, hahahahaha you’ve been punk’d! Turns out the responsible, caring parents who thought it would […] The bastion of progress and enlightenment otherwise known as Louisiana reminded the nation what exactly makes the Bayou State so darn cuddly (besides the whole “Parish” thing of course) when a justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the […] What better way to bounce back after a monumental embarrassment that is the new, error-plagued, semi-functional GOP.com than saying something so mind-blowingly dumb that everyone immediately forgets the disastrous mistakes of the previous day? Welcome to the brilliant mind of RNC Chairman Michael Steele, in all his Sarah Palin/Michelle Bachmann/Glenn Beck/Joe Wilson glory. When asked by Fox […] Yo, yo waaaasup America? It’s your off-the-hook, resident GOP dancing avatar Micheal Steele welcoming you to the hottest website on the block, the fresh, new GOP.com baby! RNC Chairman Michael Steele promised to “take this party to the streets” and God damn it, he wasn’t messin’ around! The sweet, newly redesigned GOP website has everything a hip, […] The NFL kindly told Rush Limbaugh to f**k off after the corpulent king of hate talk-radio expressed interest in buying the only pro football team as impotent as himself, the 0-5 St. Louis Rams, complete with an NFL-worst 14-game losing streak to boot. In an e-mail to the union’s executive committee on Saturday, NFL Players executive […] |
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