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Despite the typical Republican temper tantrums anytime the president does something to avoid unnecessarily enraging the rest of the world or sending scores of Americans to certain death in hostile foreign terrain, Barack Obama continues to meet with his national security team to “generate new military and strategic options for Afghanistan” beyond the brilliant recommendations […]
Okay, okay, since I guess he has no choice but to squeeze in those pesky, equal rights-seeking gays at some point, what better time than on the heels of his newfound Nobel clout and the Senate’s soon-to-pass hate crime legislation that protects who else but the world’s favorite rainbow-colored scapegoat, the gays! (P.S. I don’t […]
OMG, did you hear the terrible, horrible Earth-shattering news? No, no not Iran launching nuclear warheads or deadly floods in the Philippines, but something far, far worse: Barack Hussein Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize!
On this darkest of days, the day the Earth stood still, Barack Hussein Obama won the peace prize and […]
Hey kids, remember those endless hours hitting the books and boring late-night cramming sessions? Well those days are over! Now, you can get filthy rich by doing nothing more than acting like a hotheaded douchebag in front of millions of people on prime-time television. It’s true!Just ask South Carolina Rep. Joe Wilson, who’s taking his […]
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The God-loving, queer-hating crusaders behind the Protect Marriage Washington PAC are working ’round the clock to prevent their illustrious state from being the next to fall to the gays…and not just any gays, but crazed, marriage-obsessed gays!
If you think the decent, church-going folks who reside in America’s rainy northwest are […]
“Tell Me What To Do Big, Strong Man!”
Republicans in general hate it when pesky estrogen-filled ladies have jobs, and as a result, tend to do whatever they can to put them in their rightful place in the kitchen or in the hospital to fulfill their God-given duty of popping out babies.
Sometimes these snide, misogynist-tinged beliefs […]
Off-the-hook hip-hop RNC Chairman Michael Steele is trying very hard to do his job by humiliating himself and his party in every conceivable way, but some people just won’t let the man be. For reals, yo!
Like the orange boner in charge of House Republicans, Minority Leader John Boehner, who called an emergency closed-door Republican meeting […]
You may not know Mr. Steely Blues-Eyes above by face alone, but one fellow AARP member who does is Sarah Palin’s father former running mate John McCain.
Assuming Gramps McCain is still working with a full deck of cards, he should have no problems recognizing the man he slandered on the Senate floor last week, when […]
Woohoo!! Rio is in, Chicago is out. Ha ha suck it NObama! The President of America can’t even bring the biggest sporting event on Earth to his hometown of Nairobi Chicago, and as a result of this failure, no make that his failure, the spoils that should rightfully be OURS go to that other America […]
What do you get when you cross a terrifying, quasi-legal private security company with a fancy, unused public jail in some bumblef**k town in Montana?
Give up? Why, it’s Hardin, Montana’s American Police Force of course! For all your taking over empty jails in the middle of nowhere for mysterious reasons needs!
But that’s not all. For […]
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