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Omg, can you believe the nerve of this guy? Putting his dirty feet–the very ones he uses to walk on the ground–upon the sacred ‘Resolute’ desk given to us as a gift by dear Queen Victoria back when his people were still slaves, and civilized people occupied the Oval Office.
And this is the […]
Guess what America? It’s almost the most blessed time of the season, when all the cool kids who love freedom and hate taxes descend on Washington, DC to bitch about blacks and browns, and of course, Comrade Barry’s socialist takeover of America during another rip-roaring weekend of Conservative Political Action Conference fun!But this ain’t your […]
On this beautiful Presidents Day, most Americans are content to honor the February birthdays of the nation’s first president, George Washington, who helped found the country, and the nation’s 16th president, Abraham Lincoln, who helped keep the country together, by not going to work, school or the mailbox, and maybe even saving a few bucks […]
America’s most famous Dick crawled out from his dank shelter 50ft beneath the Earth’s surface, braving both air and sunlight, to grace the simple, unsuspecting carbon-based life forms above with dire warnings and apocalyptic visions about his favorite subjects: war and terror.
And also to celebrate his other crowning achievement while in office, the two-year anniversary […]
America deserves to know a thing or two about the shining pillars of enlightenment handpicked by the people to speak on their behalf as their esteemed elected state representative.
Ladies and gents, without further ado, I give to you dedicated advocate of justice and freedom, New Hampshire’s very own lovely State Representative Nancy Elliott.
Here, this fearless […]
So what can we infer from this latest poll of braindead America other than the collective IQ of our fellow countrymen hovers somewhere between Forrest Gump and Joey Tribbiani? And that’s being generous!
Well things are certainly much clearer now that we know America is all for letting plain ol’ gays and lesbians serve in the […]
Nuh-uh, no you didn’t!
Adorable powder-haired human troll Newt Gingrich committed the Republican cardinal sin today when he admitted (gasp!) he was actually wrong on something. And not just on any something, but on a national security matter–the beloved lifeline of the GOP! Their number one area of expertise!
Which means he was also wrong on their […]
Damn that Robert Gibbs! Damn him to hell! Making fun of Baby Trig and special needs children everywhere, by scribblin’ some notes on his hand during Tuesday’s White House Press Briefing.
Well, excuuuuuuse him if he isn’t elite enough to use a teleprompter like some hoity-toity presidents, talk show hosts, news anchors, and other Very Important […]
Boohoo, boohoo!
The sweet, cooperative, sincere Republican leaders, trying their very hardest to help bring jobs and health care reform to the poor, suffering insurance companies American people, just can’t catch a break from that Bully Barry and his unruly gang of bloodthirsty Demoncrats. Meanies!
Every time they come thisclose to grinding President Obama’s terrible, socialist agenda […]
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Sometimes, sweet Sarah Palin is so mind-blowingly stupid (as in makes George W. Bush look like freakin’ Einstein), that it’s really no surprise this Wasilla wonder’s become the adorable face of that group of misfits and miscreants dumb enough to name themselves after a ridiculous sexual practice, usually limited to […]
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