April « 2010 « Democralypse Now – The Comically Screwed State Of Politics, In Small, Easy-To-Swallow Bites

Mixed Nutz: Hippies Crackin’ Nazis, Almond-Led Gun Nuts Packin’ Heat In Parks, Romney Roastin’ Wingnuts, & Sarah’s Stash Of Cold, Hard Ca$hews

About 40 lame-o white supremacists from some quasi neo-Nazi militia in Detroit headed west to the Mexican haven of Los Angeles to protest all the dirty, gross brown people working, living, and breathing (gasp!) the pure, white air there every day en route to reclaiming the land stolen from them by the evil gringos during […]

Faux Teabaggers: All The Flavor, None Of The Jittery Rage

Wow, imagine the fun it would be if a bunch of arugula eating liberals and other ivy league educated types used their elitist brains to infiltrate a Tea Party and capture the true essence of the ‘bagger (fat ‘n pale?) in all its misspelled messages of hate (white or bust!), fear (taxes ‘n queers), anger […]

Rush Confuses Being The Size Of A Volcano With Being An Actual Expert On Said Volcanoes

Vile, hate-spewing king of blubber and blabber, Rush Hudson Limbaugh III, took to his favorite airwaves to seek some desperately needed attention, and also to remind the good (white) people of America that he is in fact, still living in this great land despite vowing to flee once Obama’s evil plan to help those poor […]

The Thinking Majority Give Tax Day Thanks, While The Other 5% Brew Tea & Carry Misspelled Signs

Except when in the process of getting teabagged, we presume??

But beyond that, turns out these loyal ‘baggers would also rather pay exorbitant Bush-era taxes and give the evil government more money, than get to keep their hard-earned money and have a black man to thank for their flusher-than-usual wallets.

Of course, to the other 95% […]

Sarah Palin Wishes Barack Obama Would Love War Like A True American

Ugh, why can’t Barack Obama start loving war like a real American?

A rough ‘n tumble, real American, like Sarah Louise Palin, who understands America is only as strong as the number of civilians and non-combatants we kill with predator drones and unmanned aerial vehicles, preferably without either international or popular support.

Hello, this is America, home […]

Fun Facts: Special Diva, Downer, Dachshund, & Diddley Edition

World famous quitter Sarah Palin may not need hoity-toity teleprompters when delivering one of her $100,000 “reading off-the-hand” things to elitist students at Cal State University, instead demanding all the usual perks you’d expect from the one-time mayor of a snow-covered meth lab, turned half-term governor, turned professional Facebooker, teevee star and full-time diva.

Thanks to […]

Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut, Sometimes You Just Pretend

Much like bullsh*tting a bullsh*tter, outcrazying the certifiably insane group o’ herb ‘n spice enthusiasts known as Teabaggers, is no simple task!

But, in order to look like a teabagger, one must act like a teabagger. Which usually involves some combination of morbidly obese middle aged white men with bad hygiene and greasy mullets, […]

These 'Baggers Are So Crazy, Not Even Fox News Is Sippin' Their Tea!

Just One Question: What The Hell’s An Allien?

OMG, say it ain’t so, please say it ain’t so! Not America’s favoritest Fox News, the news patriots, freedom lovers, and connoisseurs of Earl Grey, English Breakfast, and even the suspiciously Muslimy sounding Darjeeling, depend on to bring them the fair and balanced truth, without […]

Russian Roulette? No, Obama Just Knows You Can't Clink Glasses With Nuclear Arms!

Here’s Barry going all 007 on Russian President Dmitry Medvedev who’s, in turn, giving him the old “Care for some poison with your champagne” look while crazy, corrupt, climate change denier Czech president Vaclav Klaus daydreams about piles of money stacked high as the eye can see, or at least high enough to keep […]

Sarah Palin Knows Former Half-Term Governors Know More About Nukes Than Any Dumb Community Organizer

“Now, the president, with all the vast nuclear experience that he acquired as a community organizer, as a part-time senator, and as a full-time candidate, all that experience, and still no accomplishment to date with North Korea and Iran,” Sarah Palin at the Southern Republican Leadership Council in New Orleans.

Sarah, on […]

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