And Then There Were Six

Watch out heteros, America is going to hell and quick! In case you missed the rainbow parade, the nation’s moral freefall into homosinuality quickened Wednesday night when Democratic (duh) Governor John Lynch signed legislation legalizing gay marriage in New Hampshire (gasp!).

So thanks New Hampshire for arriving fashionably late to the same-sex party already attended by Massachusetts, Maine, Vermont, Connecticut, and Iowa. You”ll have to excuse the other 44 or so states still on their way. Traveling by horse and buggy tends to take some time.

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