Another 10,000 Reasons Why Roland "No Taint" Burris Deserves To Be Senator

Oh no! Turns out Sen. Roland “No Taint” Burris’ nomination to the Senate may have been slightly less squeaky clean than previously thought. Which comes as a real shocker considering he was appointed to the bleeping golden thing by someone as moral and upstanding as Mr. “Hot” Rod Blagojevich.

So what if Burris conveniently forgot to disclose that former Gov. Blagojevich’s brother solicited $10,000 in cash from him for Rod’s campaign funds before he was appointed to the senate seat? I mean it’s not like he was hiding it or anything.

It’s just that he was was not “given the opportunity to disclose the facts during the impeachment committee hearings,” because he was too busy defending himself against the racist senate and telling his umbrella holder where to stand.

Yes, That’s The Spot

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