Breaking News: McCain Agrees To Look Old, Out-Of-Touch In Debate

McCain has reluctantly agreed to tear himself away from not solving the financial crisis to go ahead as scheduled with Friday night’s debate against charismatic nuisance Barack Obama.

Although McCain previously said he would not debate until an agreement was reached on the administration’s $700 billion bailout proposal, he not surprisingly changed his mind. But this time we are not angry McCain flip-flopped his position, saying one thing and then doing the complete opposite. Not at all.

Because anything that brings with it the possibility of a hot-headed McCain losing his shit on national television is worth all the collapsing banks and default mortgages in the world.

Here’s To You, Old Man!

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