Obama Gently Reminds Serial Hotel Maid Groper & (Former) IMF Chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Look With Your Eyes, Not With Your Hands!

“Sir, Step Away From The First Lady!”

Some pictures say a thousand words. This one just says four: Watch It Old Man!

Okay, okay, fine, so alleged sexual assault is usually no laughing matter. But then again, this 2009 photo of alleged sexual assaulter and serial maid harasser Dominique Strauss-Kahn meeting President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle is pretty funny, considering Dominique’s wild lady-grabbing ways were not yet internationally renowned.

Nice attempt at restraint, though Prez!

But, sorry Barry, we’re not buying it! We all know what you’d really like to say…

“Oh, you’re Dominique Strauss-Kahn, The Great Seducer (of upscale hotel help)?”

“Well, I don’t care who the hell you are or what the hell your name is. Try that move again, Pierre, and you’ll finally see what it feels like to be one of those third world countries you’re always screwing. Except this time, the country wears black leather chaps, sleeps in the bunk above you, slaps your ass, and likes to be called Big Daddy Jim.”

Oooh La La!

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