Dick Cheney Knows Barack Obama Caused 9/11 Because Of All The Warnings George W. Bush Ignored

Tuesday was the 11-year anniversary of Rudy Giuliani’s 9/11™ and America showed the world it WILL NEVER FORGET!

Except Dick Cheney, who already forgot he was Vice President when the 9/11 attacks happened, because in the 9/11 truth commission that is his mind, he knows George W. Bush kept America safe from terror always and forever, and Barack Obama didn’t because he is a secret Muslim Terrorist Socialist too busy playing basketball and pallin’ around with his BFF Osama Bin Laden to read his Presidential Daily Briefings, and stop the worst terror attack on American soil, while he was a state senator in Illinois.

Which makes almost as much sense as a man living without a heart for months on end.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney took a shot at President Barack Obama late Monday night after it was reported that the president has attended fewer than half of his daily intelligence briefings.

“If President Obama were participating in his intelligence briefings on a regular basis then perhaps he would understand why people are so offended at his efforts to take sole credit for the killing of Osama bin Laden,” Cheney told The Daily Caller in an email through a spokeswoman. “Those who deserve the credit are the men and women in our military and intelligence communities who worked for many years to track him down. They are the ones who deserve the thanks of a grateful nation.”

Certainly not terrible NOBAMA who only attends his Presidential Daily Briefings (PDBs) about half the time, unlike cowboy savior George W. Bush whose perfect PDB attendance record enabled him to pretty much say “aww fuck it” to the CIA warnings about Bin Laden being “determined” to strike inside the U.S., because you can’t stop what you can’t see, hehe.

Just ask Bush’s former speechwriter Marc Thiessen whose deep passion for torturing people extends to both the American public and Muslim extremists.

“During his first 1,225 days in office, Obama attended his PDB just 536 times — or 43.8 percent of the time. During 2011 and the first half of 2012, his attendance became even less frequent — falling to just over 38 percent. By contrast, Obama’s predecessor, George W. Bush, almost never missed his daily intelligence meeting.”

Never missed a meeting…but always missed the point.

Mission Accomplished!

So hooray for heroes George W. Bush and Dick Cheney who, unlike Barack Obama, kept us safe from 9/11 by ignoring all warnings before bravely hunting down and shooting Bin Laden in the face, if by Bin Laden you mean Dick’s old hunting buddy named Harry Whittington.

But what does the White House say about this damning charge?

“While Obama does not attend every presidential daily brief, he reads his PDB every day.”

Umm, what?? A President that reads words, on paper? Blasphemy!

Now we know he couldn’t possibly be American.

[image via Wonkette]

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