Don’t Mess With This Alaskan Mama Bear

It is no secret that Mama Bear Sarah Palin will do anything to protect her young from vicious attacks by stealthy predators like twisted talk show hosts, pathetic, hate-spewing bloggers, and even washed up ex-boyfriends/baby daddy’s who won’t keep their big trap shut!

Palin loves mama bears so much that after a visit with wildlife biologists in Alaska, she couldn’t help but Tweet a quick tribute to the lovable but fearsome creatures.

“Great day w/bear management wildlife biologists; much to see in wild territory incl amazing creatures w/mama bears’ gutteral raw instinct to protect & provide for her young,” Palin tweeted from her blackberry.

“She sees danger? She brazenly rises up on strong hind legs, growls Don’t Touch My Cubs & the species survives & mama bear doesn’t look 2 anyone else 2 hand her anything; biologists say she works harder than males, is provider/protector for the future.”

“Yes it was another outstanding day in AK seeing things the rest of America should see; applicable life lessons we’re blessed to see firsthand.”

Like how Sarah won’t think twice about going mama grizzly on anyone who dares cross her or her sweet little cubs, Piper, Willow, Bristol, Track, and of course, baby Trig. Luckily, Papa Bear Todd can fend for himself.

“The toughest thing has been the shots taken against the kids, against the family. They’re my kids. The mama grizzly bear in me comes out, makes me want to rear up on my hind legs and say, ‘Wait a minute.’”

Then she’ll bite your freakin’ head off!

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