Friendly Georgia Town Hall Crowd Wants To Know When Someone Is Gonna Shoot President Obama, Already?

Notorious Republican nutjob Rep. Paul Broun of Georgia is known for saying and doing the most batshit crazy things that make even the most deranged, unhinged, recently escaped mental patients seem downright cool, calm, collected, and fit-as-a-fiddle in comparison.

So it should come as no surprise that the same Georgia Peach who refused to attend the President’s State of the Union address and instead sit in his office and Tweet about how NObama doesn’t believe in the Constitution because of Socialism or whatever, would later host a KKK rally Town Hall meeting where constituents ask not about the economy, jobs, budget, or even the obvious, which Muslim country America should bomb next, but rather, which brave American patriot of tea and freedom is going to finally rid the nation of that no-good secret Muslim Kenyan Terrorist President Obama?

Normally when an esteemed member of Congress meets with his or her constituents, he or she is shot in the head by some lunatic with a grudge and a semi automatic Glock 19mm in their back pocket, but because President Obama gave a speech making America civil and nice again, and this being Georgia not Arizona, no one actually did anything. They just joked around and fantasized about it, like normal, decent people who want to kill terrible, scary, chocolate-skinned presidents.

According to eyewitness Patsy Harris, a Morgan County Democrat who was sitting in the second row, congressman Paul Broun asked audience members who had driven the farthest to be there and let the winner ask the first question.

His exact words were “Who’s going to shoot Obama?” There was a lot of laughter, and a guy behind me said “We all want to.” There was more laughter. I was furiously writing notes and didn’t look up to see Broun’s reaction, but it was not until the laughter died down that Broun then said, “Next question.” That elicited more laughter.

Oh, hahahahahahahaha! Murdering the president! OMG, now that is funny! Betcha ol’ Paul thinks so too! So funny, in fact, that he totally forgot to condemn the question (because like who doesn’t think about assassinating world leaders, right?) but simply agreed that people hate the president. Especially ones who can’t even spell preznent!

The thing is, I know there’s a lot of frustration with this president. We’re going to have an election next year. Hopefully, we’ll elect somebody that’s going to be a conservative, limited-government president that will take a smaller, who will sign a bill to repeal and replace Obamacare.

Ugh, we have to wait all the way until elections?? No fair! Okay, okay, fine, if we can’t use our God-granted 2nd Amendment remedies, I suppose we’ll just have to resort to pulling the trigger on the voting lever instead.

Then, God-willing, we’ll elect somebody who is white and hates equality almost as much as health care for poors.

Somebody like Paul Broun, even. Then there won’t be any need to shoot anyone point blank in the head!

Unless the damn Yanks start aggressing again. Then, he’ll see if he can maybe get someone to shoot the president, okay?

Until then, the rest of us would be wise to heed a certain desperate, Alzheimer’s-ravaged maverick John McCain’s hysterical warnings to “complete the danged fence!”…at the Mason-Dixon line.

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