Gambling Gov. Blago Keeps High Stakes Rolan’

America’s notorious poster boy for all that’s wrong in hair and politics, IL Governor “Hot” Rod Blagojevich crawled out from his resident sewer to embarrass himself and all of democracy once again.

On Tuesday, Blago humored the world by calling a press conference to announce his appointment of former state attorney general Roland Burris to Barack Obama’s vacated senate seat, just like the governor is “required” to do so that the lovely residents of Illinois are not deprived of full representation in the U.S. Senate.

Even though Blago knows his only crime is loving Illinois too much, the ever-humble, federally-indicted governor still begged the public not to allow the allegations against him to “taint this good and honest man.”

Oh, and what the heck? He’ll even give it to him free of charge!

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