Hey Kids, It’s Comedy Hour With Barney And Rush!

Aww, snap! Someone just got served! Big bad Barney Frank doesn’t like being interrupted. And he certainly doesn’t like having his town hall discussion disrupted so that some seemingly normal looking woman who’s actually bat crazy can ask him pressing, substantive health care reform questions like, “Why are you supporting this Nazi policy?” while holding up a tasteful Obama equals Hitler sign.

Which is precisely why Barry very calmly answers this young gal’s query by calling her approach, “vile, contemptible nonsense” and responding with his own question, “On what planet do you spend most of your time?”

He then decides not to humor this idiot lady with a legitimate answer because “Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table.” And being the reasonable person that he is, Barney really doesn’t see any point in trying to talk sense into an inanimate object with racist tendencies. Fair enough.

But not everyone thinks this dining room table got a fair shake from old Barney.

Sure, Rush Limbaugh thinks “it’s fabulous and fantastic, and hilarious that a woman shows up at a Barney Frank town hall meeting with an Obama-as-Hitler poster and this Nazi stuff, in his district. I mean, this is unreal.”

“But the killer for me was, here’s Barney Frank saying, ‘What planet do you live on?’ to this woman. Isn’t it an established fact that Barney Frank himself spends of his time living around Uranus?” HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Get it?? No, not because he’s Jewish but because he’s a GAY (gasp!). LOL! Hilarious.

And to think it only took Rushy three scrapped drafts, 200 revisions, a trough of dark roast coffee, twenty cans of Red Bull, five large pizzas, two double bacon cheeseburgers, 10 cigars, and three bottles of his usual hydrocodone-oxycodone cocktail to come up with it!

Looks like it’s SHOWTIME at the Apollo for someone…

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