Hillary Clinton Finally Gets The Hang Of Blowing Things...Like State Secrets On Ecuadorian TV!

Apparently, Hillary Clinton has learned the importance of blowing things every once in a while, because 12 years after a little reminder in the form of an eager, young intern named Monica, Hillrod has finally succumbed to the pressure and opened that nice mouth, big and wide.

Yes, Hilly blew it big time!

Turns out the usually tight-lipped half of the Clintons let the proverbial cat out of the bag when sbe very casually told an Ecuadorian television interviewer that President Obama’s Justice Department will matter-of-factly be bringing a lawsuit against Arizona’s immigration law, probably because it is an insane violation of our constitutional rights and a very ugly reminder of what happens when hatred and fear hijack public discourse.

Oh, but what does an old hat at State, who some may more precisely call Secretary, like her know anyway?

Aside from the ho-hum fact (yawn!) that Obama’s justice department is about to go loco on Arizona’s wingnut law prohibiting gross Mexicanish-looking people from inhabiting their Grand KKK Wizard Canyon State.

Contacted about Clinton’s comments, State Department spokesman PJ Crowley said they simply reflected her beliefs.

“The Secretary was asked about the Arizona law during a TV interview in Ecuador,” Crowley said.

“She believes that a better approach is comprehensive immigration reform, and said so. Regarding how far along the legal review is, that is a matter for the Department of Justice.”

Ummm, yeah, I’m sure they’d agree too. If the damn blabbermouths in State would ever stop running their mouths all over South American teevee shows.

But nooooo! Madame Secretary just couldn’t keep her big trap shut and let the big news umm, slip(?) for the whole (Mexican?) world to hear during a June 8 interview for Ecuadorean TV:

“President Obama has spoken out against the law because he thinks that the federal government should be determining immigration policy,” Hillary said. “And the Justice Department, under his direction, will be bringing a lawsuit against the act.”

Well, well, look at little-Miss-know-it-all now! Mentioning a closely-guarded secret before the Administration completed its public rollout strategy…How positively Bill Clinton of her!

Perhaps this slip of the ol’ tongue was some revenge for ol’ Hillrod, a bit of an “F-You” to Obama for stealing her rightful place as the first female Presidente of these great United States, who will say whatever she wants, whenever she feels like it, God damn it! Or maybe, it was just an honest mistake, sort of like a momentary, “I forget where I was while spilling hush-hush Justice Department secrets on Arizona’s Nazi immigration law against Latinos.”

Which just so happened to be in the South American country called Ecuador. Ironic, I know!

Not as ironic as, say, Arizona Governor and famed daughter of fictional Nazi-hunter Wilford Drinkwine, Jan Brewer, claiming to be “stunned” that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton would dare say that the Justice Department will sue her state over its terrible, new, immigration law. But much like her freedom-fighting father before her, G.I. Jan is vowing to fight the enemy, tooth and nail!

And she’s in it to win it, mis amigos!

The heroic governor blasted Clinton’s remarks as  “no way to treat the people of Arizona.”

We do that with a net, prodder, and one-way ticket back to Juarez! ¿Comprende?

“To learn of this lawsuit through an Ecuadorean interview with the secretary of state is just outrageous,” she said. “If our own government intends to sue our state to prevent illegal immigration enforcement, the least it can do is inform us before it informs the citizens of another nation.”

A terrible, no-good Latino nation, no less!

“We are going to pursue it, we’re going to be very aggressive,” Brewer said. “We’ll meet them in court…And we will win.”

Unless, another one of NObama’s elitist arugula cilantro-eating activist judges like Sonia Sotomayor is presiding. Then who knows what will happen!

Maybe they’ll strike down Aryanzona’s “Bye, Bye Brownie” law and start deporting dried up, sun-scorched, Mexi-huntin’, desert-dwellin’ lady folk, whose patriotic papas died fighting a similar Nazi scourge in 1955 California, instead.

You just never know with those crazy, reverse-racist muchachas will do!

Hell, even the supposedly “trustworthy” white ones like ol’ Hill spill the beans from time to time.

Just so long as they aren’t of the Mexican, jumping variety, ¡no problemo!

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