In Megyn Kelly's World, Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, They Make A Fox News Segment!

Fox News reporter Megyn Kelly has a question: “A man beats a 100 pound woman into a coma over a parking space. He claims she deserves it. Could he be right? In Kelly’s Court!”

I don’t know, could he be right? Wait, did you say it was over a parking space? So, umm, in that case, no probably not. Why are you even asking that, Megyn? What the hell is wrong with you anyway, ya freak bitch!?

Oh, and in normal people’s court, Megyn, it is customary to at least get your facts straight when Tweeting idiocy about angry men punching petite ladies into comas over parking spots. Because, here’s the thing, Oscar Fuller never claimed Lana Rosas deserved to be beaten into a coma. His excuse was “she hit first” and he hit back “out of reflex.”

Oh well! Guess that’s why it’s called Kelly’s Court!

So the moral of the story is never trust anyone with two first names.Especially when one of them is misspelled.

And just remember ladies, try not to do anything that might get you punched unconscious!

Oh yeah and Happy Women’s Day!

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