But did you know the stimulus bill hates God? Well it does. And if you support it, you obviously hate God too.
I mean who does Barry think he is, acting all founding father-like trying to separate church and state, like some nouveau Benjamin Franklin.
Luckily, America has Mike Huckabee to warn us about this liberal scourge masquerading as an economic stimulus bill to help millions of struggling Americans.
“You would think the ACLU drafted this bill…Emily’s List, radical environmental groups…are working with an equally ‘progressive’ President Obama” to ruin America and take away our precious freedoms.
Next thing you know Obama will be telling us humans really evolved from apes and not Adam’s rib or some other crazy, half-cooked liberal concoction like that.
[…] Hell no, we don’t! That would also be like saying there are people out there who believe that humans and dinosaurs lived side by side, in perfect harmony, after God crafted Adam from silly putty, before springing Eve from his hearty rib in a moment of artistic expression, so we should accommodate them too. Ha ha imagine that! […]