Rush Limbaugh Goes "Ching Chang Chong" On Air To Make His Wallet Go Ka-Ching On Land!

Miraculously shrinking ball of pills, polysaturated fat, and hate, Rush Hudson Limbaugh III, took a break from his usual job shrieking at pussy Democratic Congresswomen for getting shot in the head (haha dumb bitch!) by a lone, crazed Glock-toting madman to give the American people the one thing they’ve been missing all these years: half a minute of cartoonish “CHING CHANG CHONG” sounds by a pathetic slob with a microphone doing his best race-baiting caricature respectful impression of visiting Chinese President Hu Jintao, as might have been featured in, oh, I don’t know, an old movie or ham radio show from the first half of the last century.

With an extra special bigoted swipe at gross gypsies as a special thank you for making Rush the richest and fattest racist rightwing radio slob this side of the Pacific.

“We’re not gonna gyp Fox,” Rush Limbaugh said. “I wanted to gyp it because the — well, the — Hu Jintao, he was speaking, and they weren’t translating. They normally — you have some translator every couple of words. But Hu Jintao was just going [“CHING CHANG CHONG”]. Nobody was translating. But that’s the closest I can get.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OMG, stop it, Rush! You’re so right! Chinese people sure do talk funny!

It’s even funnier after half a bottle of Oxycontin and two buckets of the Colonel’s original recipe fried chicken smothered in gravy with a side of biscuits ‘n slaw. Extra butter.

Rush Limbaugh 是个傻逼!

That’s “CHING CHANG CHONG” for worthless, disgusting, Double Down chowing, fat racist man does something disgusting, fat and racist. And no, we don’t mean Chow Yun-Fat.

Can’t we just stick a Made in China sign on this worthless sadsack and sell him at Walmart?

Dude’s already got the toxic, hazardous-for-your-health part down pat.

3 comments to Rush Limbaugh Goes “Ching Chang Chong” On Air To Make His Wallet Go Ka-Ching On Land!

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  • LisaWolf says:

    Hmmm, when Rucka Rucka Ali goes “Ching Chang Chong” in his video, it’s considered funny. When Rush pretends to speak Chinese, it’s considered racist. He was just illustrating his point that no one was translating what Hu Jintao was saying, and unless you assume EVERYONE in the US speaks and understands Chinese, it’s kinda what it sounds like. Also almost everyone at one time in there life or another uses the word “Gyp” in the same context. So that’s just stupid to call him racist and picking on Gypsies for that. That’s just scrapping the bottom of the barrel to call someone racist.

  • LisaWolf says:

    Ohhh so this sight needs approve to leave comments huh? I guess mine will be deleted since i don’t blindly agree with what ya say. And this one you can delete.

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