Sarah Palin Doesn't Have Time For Naked Retards Like Levi Johnston

Alaskan oilfield worker turned celebrity baby daddy turned famous nude model Levi Johnston is apparently getting ready for his next big gig stuffed and hanging as the newest decorative piece on a wall in Sarah Palin’s home office.

Which would help explain Johnston’s interview on CBS’s “The Early Show” repeating his earlier accusation that Sarah Palin is a terrible person and even worse mother who routinely referred to her son, Trig, who suffers from Down syndrome, as her “retarded baby.”

“I was just in shock for the first time I heard it,” Johnston said. “And then she’d say it regularly. And I think she was joking, but it doesn’t make it right.”

You bet(cha) your special needs ass it doesn’t!

But being the gentleman he is, Levi’s not gonna sit here and bad mouth that conniving, fame-seeking fraud Sarah Palin, opting to take the high road instead.

“There are some things that I have that are huge. And I haven’t said them because I’m not gonna hurt her that way…You know, I mean, if I really wanted to hurt her, I could, very easily. But there’s — I’m not gonna do it. I’m not going that far.”

Still, Johnston said, “Those are just little things I put in Vanity Fair. You know, all the big things I got, I’m keeping — you know, I’m keeping them in, and — you know, it’s just something that probably will never come out.”

But don’t worry because the real goods are still coming out–in an upcoming issue of Playgirl magazine–when Levi exposes the Johnston America’s been waiting for.

Rest assured because like everything else Levi is involved in, the Playgirl spread will be done “tastefully.”

“I’m not gonna just go out there and get naked.” Ha ha, I mean what do you think he is some kind of idiot or something?

Whatever dude. Levi knows haters like Sarah will always do whatever they can to bring playas like him down.

“I’m sure Sarah’s got something coming for me…I’m not worried about her saying anything about me. I’ve really never done anything bad. I don’t have anything to hide. So she can go on and say what she wants.”

Oh don’t you worry Levi, something tells me that’s one thing you can bank on.

Loyal Palin spokeswoman and defender from evil event planners Meg Stapleton is all over this latest attack on her majesty.

“We have purposefully ignored the mean spirited, malicious and untrue attacks on our family,” Palin spokeswoman Meg Stapleton said in an email. “We, like many, are appalled at the inflammatory statements being made or implied. Trig is our ‘blessed little angel’ who knows it and is lovingly called that every day of his life. Even the thought that anyone would refer to Trig by any disparaging name is sickening and sad.”

Palin, who did not refer to Johnston (as a blessed little angel or specifically by name at all) singled out CBS for giving him a “forum to propagate lies” and alluded to Johnston’s upcoming bare-all spread in Playgirl magazine.

“Consider the source of the most recent attention-getting lies – those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention,” she said.

Well well, imagine that. Guess you could just say he decided to go rogue!

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