Nothing Spells Instant Relief From Cursed Gays & Wretched Women Like The Cool, Minty Flavor Of Sen. Jim DeMint

Angry, unstable, menthol-infused conservative wingnut Sen. Jim DeMint is quite disappointed, no make that terribly offended, that “no one” publicly came to his defense back in 2004, when he first expressed his wonderful, reasonable belief that hideous gay people and loose, unmarried sluts should be banned from teaching, even if “everyone” secretly whispered sweet nothings […]