Turkeys Murdered As Palin Cheerfully Takes Questions From Media

You Think Ice Warrior Sarah Is Scared Of A Little Turkey Slaughtering?

Ugh. I promised myself I wouldn’t waste another post talking about dumb GOP bimbo Sarah Palin. But then she goes and does something frighteningly bizarre and I find myself right back on the Palin freak show express.

So in case you were wondering, the answer is no, Sarah Palin is not afraid of a little good old fashioned turkey massacre. Blood, guts, and turkeys being shoved into Fargo-style meat grinders doesn’t bother her one bit. It really helps capture the whole holiday spirit!

But, you know what is brutal?

Being a hot VP candidate in sexist America.

“I May Be Dumb, But I Sure Ain’t Stupid!”

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