Why Are America’s Event Planners All Out To Get Sarah Palin?

Where in the world is Sarah Barracuda Palin? Alaska’s sultry superstar has once again mysteriously disappeared right before she was scheduled to speak at one of her very important fundraisers, this one so slutty teenagers who get knocked up have no choice but to have the baby unless they want to get the ol’ parental approval for an abortion.

Now normally Sarah’s habit of shirking her duties is limited to elected terms in office, but ever since becoming an unemployed publicity whore and Facebook junkie, Palin’s erratic behavior has instead metamorphosed into canceling paid speaking engagements at the very last minute while pretending she was never invited in the first place.

But since this is the “fourth time in recent months that an anticipated Palin speech has fallen through after Palin and her camp disputed they had ever confirmed it,” loyal Palin spokesperson Meg Stapleton is used to concocting perfectly good explanations for these embarrassing incidents known as the Sarah Palin experience.

This time it’s an event by the Alaska Family Council promoting an Alaska ballot measure aimed at making it illegal for teens to get an abortion without telling their parents. Organizers of the event have been advertising that Palin would give a speech and become the first official signer of the ballot petition tonight at ChangePoint, the Anchorage megachurch.

Palin spokeswoman Meg Stapleton said Wednesday, that “this is the first we have ever heard of a speech.” She said Palin is out of state and won’t be there, but naturally declined to provide details on where Palin is and what she is doing.

Alaska Family Council President Jim Minnery said it was news to him that Stapleton was saying Palin had no knowledge of the speech, since organizers have been talking to Palin “contacts” for weeks about it.

“All we can do is take people at their word that we’ve worked with in the past,” Minnery said. “We’ve been working for several weeks on the event, promoting it very heavily. It would be a grave disappointment if she doesn’t show up but the show will still go on.”

Well, I’ll be damned! This is indeed odd–even by crazy Palin’s standards. Either literally hundreds of event organizers across the USA have joined forces in a massive conspiracy to fool the unsuspecting public into believing the Ice Queen herself would be gracing their shindigs with her glorious presence, even though it was just a figment of their imaginations. Or she was so busy protecting Trig from Obama’s death panels, defending golden-haired messenger of truth Glenn Beck from the liberal media’s unfounded, vicious character assassination, and posting on her favoritest Facebook, that everything else completely slipped her mind!

I mean what other explanation could there possibly be? She’s on plug-patrol for Grandma?

2 comments to Why Are America’s Event Planners All Out To Get Sarah Palin?

  • Art Telles says:

    Who Ya Gonna Believe, Huh…? #1

    First as an introduction on how I got here and felt that a quick response was needed to clarify something about Sarah Palin, whom I consider a LADY with a 'Servant's Heart' who knows her own mind, even if event planners don't.


    >> and their pro-Sarah posts

    to Pamela Geller's friendly comments about our friend Sarah,

    to 'The Third Jihad' producer Dr. M. Zuhdi Jasser's Huffington Post article about Ramadam and 'moderate' Islam (uh, yeah)


    after reading Pamela's not so friendly jab at 'moderate Muslim' Dr. Jasser,

    to the Julie Farby headline after Jasser's article, at the bottom of the page, 'Obama Declares Jihad on America…' and your excellent article on the Huffington Post


    about POTUS Obama which I agreed with in it's entirety, including your last sentence, 'This guy sounds like a total Nazi'… yeah, ask Glenn Beck about Obama's Czars and assorted anti-capitalists…

    Especially memorable is Glenn's Monday the 24th FoxNews segment about the 'Cloward and Piven Strategy in a Nutshell' about overwhelming the welfare system as happened in the New York 'crisis' / bankruptcy when Guliani named them by name.

    However, I would suggest that POTUS Obama is a 'Lenin wanna be communerd' and the latest iteration of the 'communerd' specter hovering over the West… a la Obama's advisors/czars Van Jones, Mark Lloyd and stimulus bill writer / overseer Jeff Jones and assorted anti-capitalists and et al.

    This brings me to your blog

    >> /

    and this August 25, 2009 post about Sarah Palin and the event planners, and the content with which I disagreed in it's entirety, especially your demeaning words about Sarah such as 'mysteriously disappeared'… 'shirking'… 'publicity whore'… 'Facebook junkie'… 'erratic'… 'pretending'… 'embarrassing'… 'crazy'… 'Ice Queen'…

    [part 2 is next, since I have more than 4,096 HTML characters total]

  • Art Telles says:

    Who Ya Gonna Believe, Huh…? #2

    I definitely like the way you write, even when I disagree entirely with your demeaning content about Sarah…

    Now, if your descriptions about Sarah, the LADY with the 'Servant's Heart' were accurate and defined by actual facts instead of simply demeaning, your content would be memorable and 'pass-along-able', as is your content about Obama sounding like a Nazi, and saying 'Muslim-y things like Ramadan Kareem' and in a sense still apologizing for the America Jeremiah Wright and Louis Farrakan convinced him is the true America he wants to 'change' into his own 'Lenin wanna be' communerd image.

    Since I trust Sarah, and since she keeps her commitments, just like we normal people do, the truth will probably be easily understood in time… it has so far about previous events and issues.

    Julie, why don't you comment on some time… and see how far you get with derogatory and demeaning words about our friend Sarah as you did in this post.

    Now, I'm not saying to pick a fight, just speak your mind with the same kinds of words and you will find that Sarah's friends on will quickly call you out and tell you what's what, and they won't be as diplomatic as I am here (and as I am there, as others have told me in the past).

    Just as I put my true name here, I use my true name on my comments, so if you drop by, say Hi, or drop by my blog

    >> and watch the Glenn Beck video segment there about the 'Cloward / Piven Strategy in a Nutshell.'

    Now, THAT will give you tons of content to put on the Huffington Post for years to come… at least until 2012 when Obama the 'Lenin wanna be' communerd is out and Sarah, the LADY with the 'Servant's Heart' is elected as Madam POTUS Sarah Palin… oh yeah… you betcha!!!

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