Let Sleeping Dogs Lie: President Obama Tries To Call John Boehner & Mitch McConnell, But They Were Too Busy Dreaming About Killing Poor People

Jealous over all the alone time President NObama’s been spending with his new boyfriend Chris Christie, Republicans John Boehner and Mitch McConnell channeled their pain just like you’d expect from two petulant, scheming, emotionally stunted career politicians who got steamrolled by the electorate dedicated public servants deeply concerned with doing whatever is best for the country.

By throwing temper tantrums and refusing to speak to the bastard President of the United States when he personally calls them at home to try to solve the country’s problems, like some terrible, meany dictator.

Via The New York Times:

After his speech, Mr. Obama tried to call both Mr. Boehner and the Senate Republican leader, Mitch McConnell, but was told they were asleep.

Wait, WTF!?

The newly re-elected leader of the free world calls the personal telephones of John Boehner and Mitch McConnell, and is told sorry, they’re catching up on their beauty rest and mustn’t be disturbed during their all-important slumber??

Apparently they don’t want to take any 3 a.m. calls either.

C’mon, it’s not as if Boehner and McConnell were blowing off President Obama in any way, shape, or form. Nothing like that!

Boehner being asleep at that time is totally believable, if by “asleep” you mean “passed the f**k out,” thanks to a potent combo of barbiturates and bourbon-soaked tears.

Same goes for McConnell.  I mean it was a black guy on the phone. Turtles often retreat into their shells when scared.

[image via Wonkette]

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