Gambling Gov. Blago Keeps High Stakes Rolan’

America’s notorious poster boy for all that’s wrong in hair and politics, IL Governor “Hot” Rod Blagojevich crawled out from his resident sewer to embarrass himself and all of democracy once again.

On Tuesday, Blago humored the world by calling a press conference to announce his appointment of former state attorney general Roland Burris to Barack […]

Gasp! "Virginity-Pledging" Teens Gone Wild

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Guess what?

A new study finds that teenagers who pledge to remain virgins until marriage […]

Republicans Remind Us Why No One Really Likes Them

“Barack the Magic Negro”

I don’t know about you, but I for one can not understand why the Republican party has fallen so out of favor with the American people.

Okay, so maybe racism, fear, and greed didn’t play out so well this election year, but since when do Republicans care about what most Americans think […]

The Curious Case Of James Joseph Cialella

Mental Giant, James Joseph Cialella

Just in case you needed more proof America is the most awesome, kick a** country in the world, a true patriot like James Joseph Cialella comes along to remind you what makes this land of freedom so special.

Its beautiful diversity.

Only in this great nation of ours do we breed the likes […]

Bad Santa’s Psycho Sleigh Ride To Hell

Ladies and Gentleman, consider this as a warning. If you’re going through a bitter divorce and a man who looks like your estranged husband barges into your family’s Christmas party dressed in a Santa suit and carrying a gun, get the hell out of there. Fast.

Because if his name is Bruce Jeffrey Pardo, his idea […]

Israeli Authorities Blue Ball Alien-Worshipping Mega-Orgy-For-Peace

Sex-crazed Jews hoping to celebrate “International Orgasm Day” by hosting a mega-orgy in Tel Aviv to promote world peace found themselves disappointed–and sexually frustrated after organizers were forced to cancel the event due to mounting public pressure.

Apparently, a few holier-than-thou Israelis have some sort of problem with massive, public sex fests where hundreds of naked […]

Yes, We Cannabis?

Tree-hugging pothead Barry Obama’s quest to turn America into one big hippie commune has revealed itself once again.

News that president-elect Barack Obama would be willing to consider some reforms to the U.S.-led war on drugs has many in the stoner community buzzing from something other than the wacko tobacco.

After all, we’re pretty sure the president-elect […]

Dangerous? Not This Dick

Still Vice-President Dick Cheney continued to convince the public he is in fact the Antichrist, and most likely, not even human.

In an interview with Fox News (who else?), Dick Cheney was his usual happy-go-lucky self, defending his destructive war on terror, aggressive consolidation of executive power, and unprecedented gutting of the constitution with hearty laughs […]

Obama Gives Public Early Christmas Gift

Bringing Sexy Back!

While most of America freezes to death, freewheelin’ sex symbol Barry Obama vacationed in Hawaii, soaking up the sun and showing off his rock-hard abs.

Instead of using boring words to answer questions over his controversial choice to have evangelical minister and Prop 8-supporting Pastor Rick Warren deliver the invocation at his inauguration, Barack […]

Madoff Does His Best To Perpetuate Resentment Against Successful Jews

Bernie Madoff: Giving Jews Everywhere A Bad Name

Professional swindler Bernard Madoff, who is accused of masterminding a $50 billion investment fraud scheme, was placed under court-ordered round-the-clock house arrest in his lavish $7 million New York City apartment after prosecutors decided ruining hundreds of people’s lives deserved more than a slight slap on his velvet […]