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Can I Get A Hand, Lamar? Hey America, remember all those binders full of women the GOP had stashed away, waiting to free from their three-ringed cages and unleash a wave of estrogen-filled pragmatism upon the land? Neither do Republicans. Instead they’ve decided that old white men are really the only diversity they need, particularly […] While crazed, bath salt-riddled zombies are eating people’s faces and the sanctity of heterosexual marriage continues its apocalyptic death spiral into the scary gay abyss, some people are worried about silly, trivial things like oh, I don’t know, the ocean crashing through their living room and turning their houses into floating pieces of wood and […] Pop quiz. What do you do when you’re a pathetic, pandering, flailing Republican presidential candidate (a man can dream, can’t he?) who in a rare fit of rational thought and courage joined the dark side and appeared in a video with commie leader Nancy Pelosi to urge the country to address the evil liberal lie […] Rejoice America! Now that the Teapublicans have gone and taken America back from the evil Democratic scourge to regain rightful control of the House of Representatives, climate change is no more. Done, gone, finito, forever. Woohoo! Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner of Wisconsin, the Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming’s top Republican and as such, one […] |
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