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Everyone knows there’s more than one way to eat a Reese’s, but turns out there’s also more than one option when it comes to a public option. For health care, of course!So while our dear friends in the Senate Finance Committee have (shockingly?) voted down not one, but two amendments adding a government-run health insurance […]
OMG, what in sweet heavens has happened to our favoritest Facebook?
The once friendly and innocent social networking site has suddenly morphed into a dark and creepy free-for-all–and this time, it has nothing to do with Sarah Palin.
Secret Service agents are scouring the Internets looking for the culprit(s?) responsible for a user-generated poll on Facebook which […]
When he isn’t humping meter maids and charming the pants off half the underage women in Italy, Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi can’t stop talking about his new, sun-kissed American friends, Barack and Michelle Obama.
“I bring you greetings from a person who is called…a person who is sun-tanned…Barack Obama,” the smiling 72-year-old Italian Prime Minister told […]
Just when you thought the whackjobs and weirdos behind the Obama birther movement couldn’t stoop any lower than trusting a Russian-born California real-estate agent-attorney-dentist to lead the feverish charge against the illegitimate presidency of Kenya’s own Barack Hussein Obama, out comes a new birther infomercial. The world’s first-ever birthermercial!
Yes, my friends, for the bargain basement […]
Mission Accomplished!
Well, at least Barry is boss somewhere. Not only can he speak without being interrupted by some blathering congressman gone wild, but here at the United Nations, when it comes to pushing his agenda through, member nations actually help implement his proposals by unanimously voting to adopt his resolutions, not toss them in a […]
And how did our lovely Alaskan doll do on her first ever trip to the magical land of Asia?? Did she dazzle the world’s leading investors who came from near and far to hear what infinite pearls of wisdom the foremost political and business minds on earth–minds like Sarah Barracuda Palin–had to say at […]
Another day, another opportunity for RNC Chairman Michael Steele to embarrass himself with a mind-blowingly asinine statement about how Obama is racist and Democrats are stealing all the brothas and sistas with their policies.
Taking his off-the-hook hip-hop tour all the way down to the dirty dirty of Little Rock, Arkansas, Michael Steele spoke at the […]
America’s least popular Democrat-turned-Independent-turned pariah Sen. Joe Lieberman has managed to do the one thing he does best: piss everyone off!
So it is with this dual gift of petulance and spite that Joe “Wah Wah” Lieberman forges ahead in his quest to revive the already five-time-defeated House climate change bill in the less conservative Senate […]
Whoever said the Republicans were out of ideas, obviously never met Sen. Tom Coburn’s delightful chief-of-staff Michael Schwartz whose bold, groundbreaking solutions for curing homosinuality sent shock waves through this weekend’s Values Voters Summit.
Of course everyone knows the evils of homosexuality, but what you probably don’t know is that pornography is directly linked to contracting […]
Ummm, this is gonna be awkward. No one likes being the bearer of bad news–especially when it involves telling a black, legally-blind Democratic friend to kindly withdraw from New York’s governor’s race on the basis of being less popular than swine flu and Eliot Spitzer combined. Quite a feat!It is highly unusual for a sitting […]
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