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Down Boy, Down! That’s a nice doggy. The adorably-nicknamed Blue Dog Coalition–those not-at-all opportunistic moderate and conservative Democrats in the House–have finally stopped snarling about Obama’s doomsday Health Care plan to ruin America and turn its health system into Cuba’s or even worse, Canada’s. Of course much work remains, but the growling Blue Dogs have finally agreed […] Notorious peace lover and world diplomat appeaser Barack Obama took his Kumbaya routine to the opening session of the U.S.-China Strategic and Economic Dialogue, where he pleaded with his Commie friends in the Far East to stop trampling its people en route to global domination as the world’s hot new superpower.“Just as we respect China’s […] Everyone knows Fox News host and brave, golden-haired messenger of truth Glenn Beck was among the first to warn America about Comrade Barry’s socialist revolution and his deviant plot to turn America into the new Soviet Union. Luckily, America’s patriotic guardian is always on the look-out against evil freedom-haters and other ominous, presidential threats to […] Oh no, the dreaded day has finally arrived! That fateful day when Sarah Palin bid farewell to absolute power in the snowy north and hello to marginal celebrity in the sinful lowers. So with the lovely Miss Palin out, who exactly is moving in to her animal-carcass filled natural history museum of an office? None other than […] What better way for America’s favorite former beauty queen governor Sarah Palin to kick off her final weekend in office than a picnic tour across the great and wondrous state of Alaska? But this isn’t your average annual fun-filled Wasilla weenie-roast and root beer float bonanza. It is the last weekend in the history of Man […] Infamous lady killer and Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi took a break from his busy schedule of humping meter maids and hosting wild sex parties with young supermodels to defend himself against yet another excruciatingly embarrassing sex scandal–a leaked audio recording of him sweet talking a prostitute right after he finished having his way with […] Move over Tony Soprano! Two mayors, two state assemblymen, five rabbis and basically every powerful person from the lovely state of New Jersey has been arrested in a sweeping FBI corruption and money laundering probe for basically turning the Garden State into a one-stop criminal enterprise. Oy! The sordid two-year corruption and international money-laundering scandal stretching […] |
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