Like Any Top Predator, Rep. Virginia Foxx Will Aggressively Defend Her Turf, Including ‘Members Only’ Elevators From Invading Junior Staffers

All The Bitches In The Room Put Your Hand Up!

Old pasty white Representative of North Carolina Virginia Foxx (R-Cranky) may have the last name of an omnivorous mammal belonging to the Canidae family, but her personality is more like a starved, tortured dog belonging to the Vick family.


Just look what happened when some lowly, no-good House staffer had the (meat)balls big enough to step into an elevator reserved for House members only, and stand face-t0-face with the highly endangered, apex predator known as Virginia Foxx.

According to The Hill:

Foxx, a member of the House Committee on Rules who was just elected Secretary of the House Republican Conference, exploded after running into the staffer inside the Longworth House Office Building’s “members only” elevator.

According to the source, the regular elevator was being occupied by furniture movers, so the staffer decided to hitch a short ride in the restricted elevator, expecting the one-time occurrence to go unnoticed.

The elevator went up a single floor before the doors opened and Foxx walked in with an aide.

As soon as Foxx stepped into the elevator, she allegedly demanded to know for whom the staffer worked, before summarily ordering her to “get out.”

Foxx said to the staffer, “This is a ‘members-only’ elevator; can you read? Get out of here! What does this sign say? It says, ‘Members of Congress only.'”

The staffer attempted to point out that the sign next to it stated, “during votes,” which is when Foxx started yelling, “Members only!” as she pointed to signs.

“I’m just making sure we are hiring people who know how to read,” the not-at-all-ironically-misspelled lawmaker said.

Oooh, foxxy lady. Literate too!

But since when do Republicans know how to read anything, let alone the writing on the wall?

Foxx’s press secretary and fellow spelling rogue Ericka Perryman, noted it must be a slow news day, telling The Hill in an email, “This is silly. But it is interesting to see what great lengths of exaggeration some disrespectful junior staffers will go to just to read about themselves in the paper.”

I mean seriously what the FOXX??

Everyone knows a junior staffers real job isn’t to read the paper, it’s to fetch the paper.

Now that’s the kind of bitch even a Foxx could love!

[image via Gawker]

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