I mean there’s a reason Air Force One has DirecTV, and it’s not for watching C-SPAN.
As for who’s gonna win the big dance, President Obama’s thinking Carolina. He’s giving the powder blue one more chance to redeem themselves after a disappointing last year.
“Now, for the Tar Heels who are watching, I picked you all last year — you let me down. This year, don’t embarrass me in front of the nation, all right? I’m counting on you. I still got those sneakers you guys gave me.”
Don’t make him chuck them at your heads during a live post-game press conference.