Michael Steele Declares War On Rush Limbaugh For Being So "Entertaining"

Rush Vs. Steele

Right-wing radio czar and de facto leader of conservative cretins everywhere, Rush Limbaugh is not someone you want to mess with.

Unfortunately, RNC Chairman Michael Steele must have missed the memo. Apparently, Mr. Steele was so busy attracting the nation’s youth with his off-the-hook self that he forgot the single most important Republican commandment, “Thou Shalt Not Insult Rush.”

Mr. Balls of Steele broke the cardinal rule by saying that as the head of the Republican National Committee, he, not Limbaugh, was in charge of the party and that he wanted to put the right-wing talker “into context.”

“Rush Limbaugh is an entertainer,” Steele said. “Rush Limbaugh, his whole thing is entertainment. Yes it’s incendiary, yes it’s ugly.”

UH-OH. Did he just drop the E-bomb? Aside from wimpy liberals and their Socialist messiah Barack Obama, there’s nothing Rush hates more than being called a dreaded “entertainer.”

You wanna call him a fat pathetic pill-popping slob who couldn’t get it up if his life depended on it, fine. No hard feelings.

But call him an entertainer and he’ll rip your f**king throat out and feed it to his 20 million loyal bloodthirsty followers just waiting for some dumb schmuck to insult the last great hero of the Republican party.

Keyser Söze Or Rush Hudson Limbaugh III?

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