Israeli Authorities Blue Ball Alien-Worshipping Mega-Orgy-For-Peace

Sex-crazed Jews hoping to celebrate “International Orgasm Day” by hosting a mega-orgy in Tel Aviv to promote world peace found themselves disappointed–and sexually frustrated after organizers were forced to cancel the event due to mounting public pressure.

Apparently, a few holier-than-thou Israelis have some sort of problem with massive, public sex fests where hundreds of naked […]