Blue-Eyed Aryan Angel Glenn Beck Fears The Obama Black House

Everyone knows Fox News host and brave, golden-haired messenger of truth Glenn Beck was among the first to warn America about Comrade Barry’s socialist revolution and his deviant plot to turn America into the new Soviet Union.

Luckily, America’s patriotic guardian is always on the look-out against evil freedom-haters and other ominous, presidential threats to America.

Like the (half-black) KKK Grand Wizard America was duped into electing President of the world, only to find out he hates the white, Kansas half of himself–and three-fourths of America too!

Clearly, President Obama’s handling of the controversy over the arrest of Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. by inviting the hostile white cop and angry black professor over for beers at the White House proves what Glenn Beck has been squawking about all this time.

President Obama’s “deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture.” He’s not sure which one exactly, but believe you me, Glenn knows Obama is no fan of Whitey.

When asked to explain why a bigot like Obama would allow the light-skinned enemy to perpetrate the upper echelons of his cabinet, Beck offers his usual airtight argument and respect for facts.

“I’m not saying he doesn’t like white people, I’m saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist.”

The only exception of course being his love of the WHITE Sox (gasp!), but thankfully the beautiful black tends to overshadow that awful milky hue.

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