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Democrats Yay, Republicans Nay On Merry Christmas Eve Day!

In the wee hours of morning, the Senate, err rather, the socialist Democratic Senate passed on a 60-39 party line vote a sweeping health care bill that will tighten insurance regulations, provide coverage for 31 million more Americans and cost $871 billion over the next decade.

“This is for my friend Ted Kennedy, aye,” said Sen. […]

Livin’ On a Prayer: Please God Let Robert Byrd Die So We Can Bury Health Care With Him

Remember Sen Tom Coburn’s (R-OK) uplifting holiday message instructing everyone to pray for some dumb Democrat (that old bag Robert Byrd should do) to drop dead, or at the very least, get mangled in some freak accident so as to miss the early morning procedural vote on health care, thereby leaving the Democrats one vote […]

Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies (Quick Before ObamaCare Ruins America!)

“What the American people ought to pray is that somebody can’t make the vote tonight.”

–Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK), on the cloture vote for the health care reform bill

As the United States stands on the brink of a staggering legislative victory the likes of which no president has achieved in decades, Republicans across the land are […]

Divine Intervention (and Plenty of Pork) Keeps Health Care Reform From Being FiliBUSTED!

Are you there God? It’s me, Harry

Please God, let Joe Lieberman be struck down by some terribly contagious rash that then makes its way into the brain of that insufferable pro-life fetus whore Ben Nelson so we can finally look like a legislative body capable of getting something accomplished other than giving Glenn […]

Joe Lieberman Wins His Millionth Consecutive Worst Person Award!

Seriously, I’m beginning to think the best public option for health care reform may be to kill Joe Lieberman and simply be done with the whole “Wah Wah nobody likes me because I’m a dishonest, deceitful, conniving, backstabbing, boring old fuddyduddy who sucks the oxygen from every room” routine. Because, quite frankly, it’s getting a […]

Teabaggers to Feign Violent Death in Senate Offices Because of ???

It has been well over a month since intelligent, freedom-loving men and women from across this great land don their colonial best, polish their guns to glistening perfection, and march on Capitol Hill to toss teabags at our elected officials because of their plans to put Grandma out of her misery and also help average […]

Dirty Harry to Outraged Republicans: Go Ahead, Make My Day!

For such a frail man, Senate Majority Leader and good-natured Mormon Harry “Mason” Reid sure manages to cause quite a stir. Especially when it comes to pissing off Republicans by saying things that are actually rooted in fact and reality and not just a figment of imagination from some teabagger’s twisted mind.

Instead of joining us […]

Sen. Charles Grassley is Fond of Tits, Particularly the Public Kind

Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) is no stranger to saying ridiculous things about that terrible Barry man via his rather loose mouth or fast-flying Twitter-trained fingers.

Ol’ Grassley also never passes up an opportunity to use his favoritest word “tit” whenever he humors sniveling, snot-faced journalists with his distinct oratory talents.

Like on C-SPAN’s Washington Journal this morning, […]

Fox News Gets Serious About Being Stupid

As the sole beacon of light and truth in today’s dreadful world of health care reform death squads and due process of the law for terrorists, Fox prides itself on bringing fair and balanced news to all the people who make up the bestest, most awesomest nation on God’s green Earth, America.

The good folks of […]

The Two L Belles Grudingly Allow Health Care To Reach Debate Before Destroying It

Looking For A Few Good Women

Phew! Just when it looked like those rascally Blue Dogs would crush the whole health care reform debate before it even started, the Southern Bobbsey Twins, Sens. Blanche Lincoln (D-AR) and Mary Landrieu (D-LA), figured why the hell not call their own bluff and let the Senate debate the one […]

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