Proof God Hates Democrats

On the eve of the Democratic National Convention in Denver, four tornadoes ripped across several areas around the city, bringing ferocious rain and hail storms that threatened to disrupt Monday’s DNC blowout. But fear not my friends, the show must go on!

Lucky for all us freedom-lovers, Mother Nature’s wrath subsided just in time for the Convention to continue as planned. However, Denver-area meteorologists did report some ominous weather patterns on the horizon, but soon realized it was just the Clinton’s and their ferociously loyal (and slightly delusional) cabal of supporters steamrolling into town.

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