Republicans Commemorate Holocaust Remembrance Day By Reminding Jews That Anti-Semitism Is Alive & Well In The Republican Party (Unlike Jews!)

While Virginia Republican and self-hating Heeb Eric Cantor was coyly suggesting there might, might be a slight anti-semitism problem among House GOP members (you don’t say!?), fellow Republican wingnut from Virginia’s parasitic hell twin to the West, John Raese, was busy proving it by comparing his need to fill his lungs with Marlboro Menthols to Hitler singling out the hapless Jews for extermination. Happy Dang Holocaust Remembrance Day, Jews!

Never Again will Big Bad Gubmint tell John Raese what (or who) he can light on fire!

“I don’t want government telling me what I can do and what I can’t do because I’m an American.  But in Monongalia County [West Virginia] you can’t smoke a cigarette, you can’t smoke a cigar, you can’t do anything.  And I oppose that because I believe in everybody’s individual freedoms and everybody’s individual rights to do what they want to do and I’m a conservative and that’s the way that goes.”

Well, except when it comes to dumb women and their bodies because those sweet pieces of ass can’t be trusted to do anything for themselves except maybe have dinner ready when daddy comes home and that’s just the way that goes.

“But in Monongalia County now, I have to put a huge sticker on my buildings to say this is a smoke free environment.  This is brought to you by the government of Monongalia County.  Ok?”

Umm, okay?

“Remember Hitler used to put Star of David on everybody’s lapel, remember that?  Same thing.”

OMG totes! Except cigarettes don’t usually scream when turned into ashes.

Surely, Raese didn’t mean to be offensive or anything like that. Perhaps it was a momentary lapse of judgement caused by a prolonged lack of nicotine to the brain? Everyone makes mistakes!

“No, this is not a standard line, nor a misstatement.  It is a loss of freedom,” Raese said. “As Ronald Reagan once said, there is no such thing as partial freedom, there is only freedom.”

Which in the Republican Party apparently includes the freedom to be a bigoted asshole.

Guess in West Virginia, there is no such thing as a partial racist, there is only John Raese(ist).

Kinda how there is no such thing as a Jewish Republican, there is only Eric Cantor.

Oy vey.

Huntin’ For Freedom & Jews!

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