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The Thinking Majority Give Tax Day Thanks, While The Other 5% Brew Tea & Carry Misspelled Signs

Except when in the process of getting teabagged, we presume??

But beyond that, turns out these loyal ‘baggers would also rather pay exorbitant Bush-era taxes and give the evil government more money, than get to keep their hard-earned money and have a black man to thank for their flusher-than-usual wallets.

Of course, to the other 95% […]

April 17th, 2010 | Tags: , , , , | Category: Barack Obama, Teabaggers, Wingnuts | 2 comments

Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut, Sometimes You Just Pretend

Much like bullsh*tting a bullsh*tter, outcrazying the certifiably insane group o’ herb ‘n spice enthusiasts known as Teabaggers, is no simple task!

But, in order to look like a teabagger, one must act like a teabagger. Which usually involves some combination of morbidly obese middle aged white men with bad hygiene and greasy mullets, […]

April 14th, 2010 | Tags: , , , , , | Category: Racism, Right-Wing, Teabaggers, Wingnuts | 3 comments

These 'Baggers Are So Crazy, Not Even Fox News Is Sippin' Their Tea!

Just One Question: What The Hell’s An Allien?

OMG, say it ain’t so, please say it ain’t so! Not America’s favoritest Fox News, the news patriots, freedom lovers, and connoisseurs of Earl Grey, English Breakfast, and even the suspiciously Muslimy sounding Darjeeling, depend on to bring them the fair and balanced truth, without […]

April 13th, 2010 | Tags: , , , , , | Category: Fox News, Teabaggers, Wingnuts | 4 comments

Sarah Palin Knows Former Half-Term Governors Know More About Nukes Than Any Dumb Community Organizer

“Now, the president, with all the vast nuclear experience that he acquired as a community organizer, as a part-time senator, and as a full-time candidate, all that experience, and still no accomplishment to date with North Korea and Iran,” Sarah Palin at the Southern Republican Leadership Council in New Orleans.

Sarah, on […]

April 11th, 2010 | Tags: , , , | Category: Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, Security | 2 comments

Fox News Drops LL Cool J Faster Than You Can Say You Betcha!

If you’re like every other warm-blooded, sentient being living on this swirling blue third planet from the sun, your natural reaction to hearing the news(?) that wandering snow grifter Sarah Palin and old school heartthrob LL Cool J would be sitting down together to talk about the Barracuda’s brilliant new Fox News show, Real […]

April 2nd, 2010 | Tags: , , | Category: Fox News, Media, Sarah Palin, Technology | One comment
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