Guess which grandchild heard that Papa might run again?

The one that’s hyperventilating, sobbing, “No, papa, noooooooo!!!”

Look, Mitt, I don’t know which one of your perfectly adorable, weirdly named, ridiculously large Mormon brood heard you were running for president again, and frankly, I don’t much care.

Nor does anyone in this great big God-blessed nation […]