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Wah Wah Joe Lieberman Sulks, Then Offers His Dull Congratulations

Aw, Joe, How Can We Stay Mad At Such A Cute Face?

Oh, Joe. We really appreciate your statement congratulating Barack Obama on his historic victory last night, even if you did do everything in your power to prevent it from happening for the last year or so.

You made us very nervous, Joe! Thankfully, though, not […]

Yes, We Can? More Like Yes, We Did!!

“Can You Dig It?”

YES, WE DID!! YES, WE DID!!

Congratulations America, you’ve made us proud. Except for maybe a few fleeting moments of terror, we never even really doubted you that much.

In the words of your historic new President-Elect, Barack Obama, I guess you could say, we were well hopeful.

We always kind of thought you would […]

Obama Mourns His Grandmother’s Death A Night Before Making History

With the clock winding down on his historic presidential campaign, Barack Obama was hit with the sad news that his grandmother, Madelyn Dunham, had passed away at the age of 86.

Learning of his grandmother’s death some 36 hours before election day, Obama, who took a break from campaigning to visit her in Hawaii […]

Obama Promises Not To Forsake Gays, But Only After Election Is Over

Okay, so we totally understand that Prop 8 is a really big deal and all. And not just for you Californians, but for the rest of us normal, old-fashioned Americans, too.

But, couldn’t you guys at least wait until after the Election to start making a whole fuss about how Barack Obama hasn’t been vocal enough […]

Warning: Even Hot, Lingerie Clad Lesbians Not Safe From Prop 8-Enforcing Mormons In California

Listen up, Lesbos!

If you do not vote NO on California’s Proposition 8 to ban same-sex marriage, closeted Mormons will invade your homes to steal your rights and gleefully rummage through your drawer of sinful lace panties.

That’s right.

If you vote in favor of Prop 8 on Nov. 4, crazed Mormons from the Church of Latter Day […]

At Long Last, The Game-Changer McCain’s Been Looking For!

As if the McCain campaign really needed to give voters another reason to NOT vote for their candidate, Vice President Dick Cheney has emerged from his lair to publicly endorse John McCain as President.

Great, with Cheney now officially on the McCain train, that means the only ones were still waiting on to announce their support […]

McCain To Arizona: Et Tu, Brute?

This darn race is really starting to give old Johnny a headache.

With his presidential campaign on life support, McCain’s brilliant All-Star squad of advisers and GOP strategists unveiled their latest election strategy to put this thing in the bag for Johnny Mac once and for all.

Or at least in McCain’s home state of Arizona, where […]

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Wah Wah Joe Lieberman Sulks, Then Offers His Dull Congratulations

Yes, We Can? More Like Yes, We Did!!

Obama Mourns His Grandmother’s Death A Night Before Making History

Obama Promises Not To Forsake Gays, But Only After Election Is Over

Warning: Even Hot, Lingerie Clad Lesbians Not Safe From Prop 8-Enforcing Mormons In California

At Long Last, The Game-Changer McCain’s Been Looking For!

McCain To Arizona: Et Tu, Brute?

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