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Louisiana Governor and rising Republican star Bobby Jindal was never officially vetted by the McCain campaign as a serious vice-presidential candidate because, we were told, “of his desire to continue on with his current job, to which he was elected just one year ago.” We didn’t buy it then either. Nobody wants to stay in Louisiana that […] Ooooh, could there be something going on between Obama’s former nemesis Hillary Rodham Clinton and his newly appointed White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel? Conventional wisdom says no, but some bored reporters are apparently saying otherwise. Slow news day or steamy secret love affair? The buzz started when Clinton, who met with President Bush to […] That Bear Makes You Look So Brave, Congressman! Another salt of the earth Republican from Georgia finds himself in hot water for making some outrageously racist comments about how Obama is really a Nazi who will establish an American Gestapo to impose his fascist or Marxist dictatorship. I kid you not. But what could comrade Barry possibly have […] All The Gals Agree: Keith Olbermann Is A Douchebag Hey kids, you can be like Keith Olbermann, too! It’s easier than you think. All you need to do is spout your political opinions to anyone who will listen and then NOT vote. You know, for symbolic reasons. See, it makes perfect sense. You spend your whole life sitting […] Still Vice President Dick Cheney emerged from the shadows to promise a “smooth and graceful transition of power” during a speech to the Virginia Military Institute on Friday. Aww, thanks Dick! We’re so happy that after 8 fun-filled years of invading countries, looting the economy, torturing detainees, spying on American citizens, deceiving the public, shredding the constitution, […] Hope, enthusiasm, and change were in the air after Barack Obama’s historic victory as the first African-American ever elected President of the United States. I’m pretty sure he also is the first U.S. president to have the middle name Hussein, but then again, I don’t claim to be a presidential scholar. For all I know, Millard […] A new behind-the-scenes look inside the feuding McCain-Palin camps is more shocking than an E! True Hollywood Story on “Rock’s Biggest Bad Boys.” Reports have long swirled about the tenuous, strained relationship between Old Johnny and his floozy of a running mate Sarah Palin. But with the election over, the floodgates have opened and […] Farewell, my sweet Alaskan princess. Even though, America has chosen to send you back to your frozen tundra to keep a close eye on Russia, we will always cherish the fine memories you’ve given us. Like how there are two Americas, one real and one fake. And how in the real America, you are supposed to shoot […] |
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