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Michael "Heart Of" Steele Vows To Teabag His Party Into Extinction

Yo yo what up America? It’s your off-the-hook hip-hop Republican National Committee chairman coming to you live after the great Republican Renaissance of 2009, courtesy of a certain tough-as-Steele cow on the tracks. Moo, motherf**kers Moo!

You see, after the RNC-backed endorsement of a “moderate Republican” in the NY-23 special election was eaten by rabid throngs […]

Psyche! Maine Voters Decide Not To Give The Gays Equal Rights After All

Maine voters came thisclose to becoming the first electorate in any state to say sure, why the hell not let the gays marry like the rest of us one man plus one woman miseries before deciding eh, on second thought, they’d rather keep that hetero perk all to their newly puritan selves.

After all, this is […]

GOP: Meaningless Wins In VA, NJ Prove Obama Should Immediately Resign

Last month, I told you all about Robert F. “Bob” McDonnell and the skeleton in his closet coming in the form of a 93-page master’s thesis written when Bob was a wee 34-year-old evangelical grad student trying to find his place among the “cohabitators,” “homosexuals,” “fornicators,” “working women,” “feminists,” “abortionists” and the rest of the […]

Who Needs The NFL When You Can Have Michele Bachmann’s "Super Bowl Of Freedom?"

Minnesota’s seductive but equally insane Representative from hell Michele Bachmann took a break from undressing “stunning” fellow aqua-eyed right-wing darling Rep. Steve King with her piercing baby blues before a packed House floor to promote her upcoming “Super Bowl of Freedom” involving not pigskin and padding but teabaggers and testosterone.

Bachmann is urging the true patriots […]

Meghan McCain’s Bountiful Breasts Know Joe Lieberman’s No Traitor!

Sassy blogger Megs McCain is upset. And not just because some meanies on the teevee and radio made fun of her voluptuous curves and God-given set of full, ample breasts. But something far, far worse–the terrible treatment of her favoritest turncoat and longtime role model Senator Joe Lieberman.

For some absurd reason, everyone hates ol’ Joe […]

Obama Is A ‘Radical Leader,’ ‘Child’ Just Like Rush Is ‘Thin,’ ‘Sane’

Morbidly-obese-turned-gastric-bypass poster boy Rush Limbaugh took a break from shoveling beef patties into his mouth to show off the latest miracle of modern science, his svelte new body! And of course to say a bunch of crazy sh*t about his favorite man crush Barack Obama.

Yes, the man considered too […]

Baruch Obama Saves The Jews!

Remember that whole to do about how Obama is really a secret Muslim terrorist who would love nothing more than to gleefully watch Israel sink into the Mediterranean, along with the rest of the pesky Jews? Well, much like Sarah Palin’s knowledge of anything other than how to field dress wild […]