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Just in case anyone didn’t already think Piyush “Bobby” Jindal was a total douchebag after that bomb of a speech he gave last month in response to Obama’s stimulus package, Mother Nature made sure they do now. In addition to making stuff up about his heroic rescue efforts during Hurricane Katrina, Jindal’s unique […] Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow Oh no! America’s favorite role models for unwed teenage pregnancies you don’t regret but just wished happened ten years later, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have called off their engagement. A stunning twist in what otherwise was a perfect, fairy tale romance. The heart-breaking news comes just 2 1/2 months after 18-year-old […] Aw, Shucks! Alaska voters have finally given the boot to senatorial fossil Ted Stevens and instead elected the first Democrat to represent Alaska in Congress in nearly three decades. After a grueling two-week-long process of counting nearly 90,000 absentee and early votes from across Alaska, Democratic Anchorage Mayor Mark Begich was finally able to unseat one of […] “The Internet Is A Series Of Tubes!” The good people of Alaska have outdone themselves again. As if letting us borrow that gem of a governor wasn’t enough, the fine citizens of Alaska remind us once again why they represent the very best that America has to offer. Democratic Anchorage Mayor Mark Begich has taken […] Farewell, my sweet Alaskan princess. Even though, America has chosen to send you back to your frozen tundra to keep a close eye on Russia, we will always cherish the fine memories you’ve given us. Like how there are two Americas, one real and one fake. And how in the real America, you are supposed to shoot […] Oh, How The Mighty Fall! Longtime Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens is just the latest shining star of the Republican party to fizzle after being found guilty on all seven counts in his federal corruption trial today. |
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