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Where in the world is Sarah Barracuda Palin? Alaska’s sultry superstar has once again mysteriously disappeared right before she was scheduled to speak at one of her very important fundraisers, this one so slutty teenagers who get knocked up have no choice but to have the baby unless they want to get the ol’ parental […] In her first “communication” since officially resigning as Empress of Alaska and warning the evil media to quit “makin’ things up” like the nasty rumor that America’s favorite Alaskan ice duo are going the way of Levi and Bristol, Sarah Palin took to the Internets to rail against President (?) Obama’s Nazi-esque health care reform […] With Sarah Palin now gone as Empress of Alaska and all the boring talk about healthcare and racist, beer drinking cops throwing a few back with the President, August has certainly lived up to its reputation as the painfully slow news month when the media will listen to any kook and nutjob who says Barry […] Oh no, the dreaded day has finally arrived! That fateful day when Sarah Palin bid farewell to absolute power in the snowy north and hello to marginal celebrity in the sinful lowers. So with the lovely Miss Palin out, who exactly is moving in to her animal-carcass filled natural history museum of an office? None other than […] What better way for America’s favorite former beauty queen governor Sarah Palin to kick off her final weekend in office than a picnic tour across the great and wondrous state of Alaska? But this isn’t your average annual fun-filled Wasilla weenie-roast and root beer float bonanza. It is the last weekend in the history of Man […] It is no secret that Mama Bear Sarah Palin will do anything to protect her young from vicious attacks by stealthy predators like twisted talk show hosts, pathetic, hate-spewing bloggers, and even washed up ex-boyfriends/baby daddy’s who won’t keep their big trap shut! Palin loves mama bears so much that after a visit with wildlife biologists […] Lovable Alaskan ice goddess Sarah Palin may not be governing her fair state anymore, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t care what happens to the good people of Alaska. You betcha! So, despite Miss Palin’s affinity for wearing a trough full of makeup, (‘cept when she goes “totally icognito” for a run), the mysterious goo spotted […] 19-year-old Alaskan daddy Levi Johnston shot to stardom by impregnating abstinence-only crusader and female role model Bristol Palin, whose mother just happens to be the most powerful woman in Alaska! At least before she upped and quit her job of running the damn state in order to make boatloads of money hawking her book to […] The Fourth of July is supposed to be all about patriotic celebration, with plenty of food, family, fun and fireworks. But nooooooo. Alaskan floozy Sarah Palin had to go and ruin it for everyone by announcing she is quitting her illustrious non-job as governor of our beloved 49th state. She must really hate America to […] When she’s not starting fights with perverted talk show hosts and bloggers who hate special-needs children, Sarah Barracuda Palin likes to throw on a pair of Asics (no hoity toity Nike’s for her!), breathe in the beautiful sub-zero Alaskan air and hit the trails runnin’! Ice queen Sarah Palin knows here’s nothing quite like the feeling […] |
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