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$arah Palin Knows, Yes We Can, Spill Baby Spill!

National oil whore $arah Palin knows a thing or two about spillin’ baby spillin’ barrels of delicious petroleum up ‘n down America’s southern coast, because one time back in 1989, when Exxon Valdez was drillin’ baby drillin’ all over Prince William Sound, the exact same thing happened to her wonderful Alaska, for Pete’s […]

Sarah Palin Wishes Barack Obama Would Love War Like A True American

Ugh, why can’t Barack Obama start loving war like a real American?

A rough ‘n tumble, real American, like Sarah Louise Palin, who understands America is only as strong as the number of civilians and non-combatants we kill with predator drones and unmanned aerial vehicles, preferably without either international or popular support.

Hello, this is America, home […]

Only Erick Erickson Understands The Subtle Wit And Sarcasm Of Erick Erickson

Human contradiction and newest superstar addition to CNN’s savvy news team of teenage Twitterbugs, anonymous bloggers, and painfully awkward adults pretending to be tech-savvy tweens, former Red-State blogger Erick Erickson is so beyond excited to join the most trusted name in news, that he’s willing to distance himself from every insane, rambling, incoherent statement he’s […]

Fox News Drops LL Cool J Faster Than You Can Say You Betcha!

If you’re like every other warm-blooded, sentient being living on this swirling blue third planet from the sun, your natural reaction to hearing the news(?) that wandering snow grifter Sarah Palin and old school heartthrob LL Cool J would be sitting down together to talk about the Barracuda’s brilliant new Fox News show, Real […]