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Salty sailor and socialist sex monster Rep. Eric Massa is finally setting the record straight (ha ha, straight) on his whole real cancer/gay cancer resignation scandal that sent shock waves across the world Page Six of the New York Post. Turns out, New York’s own Eric Massa is a totally normal, red-blooded, fiercely heterosexual American man […] On this wondrous night of a thousand stars, when the most important people on the face of the Earth grudgingly agree to drape millions of designer dollars on their ears, wrists, and necks, while making their fabulous red carpet stroll to show the rest of the uglies in the world how much more beautiful, rich, […] Surprise! California State Sen. Roy Ashburn, a vehemently anti-gay, family values Republican father of four, who’s voted against every gay rights measure in the State Senate since taking office, including recognizing out-of-state same-sex marriages, Harvey Milk Day and expanding anti-discrimination laws (ya know, for the children!), has a dirty little secret of his own: he’s a […] Oh Sweet Sarah, does your goodness know no bounds? Sacrificing her precious time and energy to go to that terrible liberal cesspool Hollywood just to dazzle the Tonight Show crowd with the hilarious jokes she didn’t write before heading over to the “Oscar gift suite” to scoop up piles of fancy clothes and cosmetics that somebody […] Uh-Oh, another one bites the dust.Now, normally when you hear a congressman has decided to call it quits amid a sordid sex scandal, one naturally assumes that for a Republican this likely means a little same-sex monkey business, while for a Democrat, more likely than not it involves the good kind of infidelity, namely the […] Texas Two-Step: Right, Righter, Rightest Everything’s bigger in Texas, including the level of insanity in this year’s GOP primary, with incumbent Governor and current beautifully-coiffed captain of the runaway Republican crazy train Rick Perry locked in a bloody battle against boring, old, Socialist health care lovin’ Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchinson and surprise, new spicy teabag […] Legendary Kentucky-fried anger ball and ruthless pariah, Sen. Jim Bunning took his furious, red-faced jihad against poor people to the Hart Senate Office Building where he showed all the poise and tact of a rogue hippopotamus under duress when asked a simple question about his own rogue, one-man crusade against extending unemployment benefits to poor, […] NOOOOOOO!!!! Say it ain’t so, please, say it ain’t so! Not Meg Stapleton, THE MEG STAPLETON, of Sarah Palin superloyal spokeswoman fame. Of all the brilliant aides who could have quit the PR disaster known as the great Sarah Palin experiment, it had to be world-famous bearer of bad news and trusted Palin confidante, Meg Stapleton, […] |
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